Alan JC

Dad of two amazing daughters, Evertonian since a foetus, drummer (Hellfire Sermons / @thevinylswirral). Personal Twitter.

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Taking advantage of Jonny being in the hotseat with his Leeds connections - no way Fred Flintstone would ever entertain this - "Nobody's Twisting Your Arm" by the semi-legendary Wedding Present, with its pivotal line, "here's the key, there's the door"...
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[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Surprised that there hasn't been a mention of "Female of the Species" by Space.

"Oh, she deals in witchcraft
And one kiss and I'm zapped, oh..."

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Obscure album track from a largely forgotten album, but "Travelling Chest" by the criminally-ignored Icicle Works fits the brief nicely. From the album, "If You Want To Defeat Your Enemy Sing His Song".

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@scousericey Being dead weird somehow looks worse when your team is utter turd. Let this be a lesson on how things can turn out when you try to choreograph fandom.

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

Long may Jordan 'not do it for his club'. The best we've had since Nev - and probably second only to Nev in my lifetime. Brilliant keeper.

[ben forsyth @benforsyth14]

Unbelievable save, criminally underrated Pickford

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Brick by Ben Folds Five, or Song From Under The Floorboards by Magazine

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit" by Half Man Half Biscuit. What's small you say? It's about a Subbuteo kit, not a full size one....

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live No shortage of choices, but as I always strive to be unique, I'm suggesting "Elephant" by Tame Impala this time, so both song and band named after animals...

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Has a single song featured in the same film as much as "I Got You Babe" in Groundhog Day? - And a bone fide classic.

"Don't forget your booties because it's COLD out there today..."

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live No messing this week... 'Dakota' by Stereophonics.

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Got no chance as Tony won't have seen them at Cinderella Rockerfellers in Colne in 1975, but hey ho... It's my favourite Divine Comedy song - The Summerhouse.

"you were only 9 years old, I was barely 10...'

Alan, Birkenhead

[Hill @Hilllfc]

@ed_aarons Tell Guehi that we will come for him sooner or later and that we will treat him as he deserves with lots of love!

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

Who is going to be the first to claim 'never wanted him in the first place' over Guehi? My bet is on one of those identikit, vague-whiff-of-Earlstown-accented Redmen TV blerts...

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Is that the Stephen Hughes tree, replanted at FF?

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@Wooster_Bert_ Very tempting just to ask if he honestly did honestly believe that... and depending on his response, possibly suggest he call the Crisis team.

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

Not arsed about not landing another striker - got Ndiaye as back-up if Beto and Barry are both out - but we're desperate for a right-back

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@Liverpoolbuild @Everton @Osman21Leon Business must be good if you're prepared to alienate half the city with your toddler tweet!

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@_The_Las @LeeRamfly71 @TheAdrianDurham @Everton And if you have an imagination and soul, it can mean whatever you want it to, to you.

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Great to hear @johnnyianson doing the mixtape anyway.... Still the only one to get anywhere near a capable chair to the original Mr Murray.

[Alan JC @AJCreevy]

@bbc5live Statue of Liberty by XTC.... but is it a building?!