Jordan

Health nut. Foodie. Puppy lover. Spartan.

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

#VoiceSaveAaron

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

I'm glad Whole30 doesn't dictate calories. I'm eating approved food in disgusting amounts. #starvingtodeathinfeb

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

“@HeaIthyMotivate: A cheeseburger has less fat than a large salad with dressing.” That just means that you should not eat either.

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

I will never understand people that can live off of a protein shake for breakfast. I'm already starving. #givemerealfood

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Is it acceptable for me to wear two pairs if pants to this race today? It's so cold

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Pandora... I give you permission to creep into my iTunes library and not play anything I already own.

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

In this masterpiece: 2 eggs, 2 egg whites, coconut lime chicken,peppers, onion, spinach, and feta.… http://t.co/MyNEO392Rr

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

My love for food knows no bounds 💚🍕💙🍕💜

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

@isabelle_raxter it will break your heart every month when you spend all of your money on it. My bank account hates me

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

@Leah920 @LaurenWhiten @whitneykendra we need to have another group play date soon!

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Their plan was to deaden her nerves so she wouldn't feel pain while dying rather than actually treat her. Thank god she went to MD Anderson

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Hearing a commercial about Northside Hospital having a leading Melanoma Department pisses me off. They didn't have the resources to help mom

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

A shoulder injury is the worst thing a weight lifter can have... Can't even train legs without a weight on them or in the hand. #killmenow

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Happy Birthday to my beautiful momma! I am so thankful to be celebrating today with you. #godawgs http://t.co/xLzrcyMFNA

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

@Leah920 it's going to suck, but it must be done. 😫😫😫

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Today's challenge: remain healthy while around free pizza and Margs and cheese dip later. #fatassnomo

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

I just had a dream where I had to kill someone in a dagger throwing fight and then creek hike 4 miles to save my family. #uhhhhhwut

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

I can't tell if I'm counting down to the @SpartanRace Beast or to pizza. Either way I'm excited as hell.

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

The amount of peanut butter I have consumed today is out of control

[Jordan @Ajeash1]

Hocus pocus! #whitegirlsohard