Allison Jochim

Short on time but long on toenails.

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Chief curator of the Guggenheim just became my personal hero: https://t.co/LiizP6WFOl

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

@IKEA_Portland Hello! What is the lead time between ordering and installation on your custom quartz countertops? I can't get through to the kitchen department on the phone.

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Tell your members of Congress to support access for all to DELICIOUS CAKES! https://t.co/GtD2A7lgCt

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

Ellen Ullman on our current nightmare... 20 years ago. https://t.co/S4rlCX8oUy

[Smashing Magazine 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @smashingmag]

A study on the current state of freelancing. It’s all about better life and re-gaining independence. https://t.co/ZeQdgL9Pud

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

@SteveDaines You don't put the safety of US citizens first when you encourage discrimination and hatred. You breed violence. Ashamed for MT.

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

I have the phrase "Choctaw Nation" in my head and can't get it out!! Why! How can I fix this? Maybe I will try listening to Buffalo Stance.

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Against Crowdsourcing Logo Design: an Open Letter From AIGA to the Tokyo Olympic Committee https://t.co/KD8bxP9871 via @AIGAdesign

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Donald Trump in Drag by Saint Hoax: https://t.co/qbhrGdvMau

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Beautiful non-alcoholic cold-brew cocktails, beautifully photographed:

http://t.co/musAmgU9BZ

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

$200 paperclips, anyone? http://t.co/dr1rbL82Zf

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

For a while I couldn't remember my password, so I didn't tweet. Now, thorny plants have overgrown my Twitter finger.

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

I'm Santa #155,716 in the redditgifts #secretsanta2014 exchange! https://t.co/Mw0RmNbXtT

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz http://t.co/HgDUQFQ3em

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Science says don’t be too matchy-matchy! http://t.co/cQMpeE8nXY

[SUKOI AMSTERDAM @SUKOIAMSTERDAM]

This is brilliant! Your Logo Is Not Hard Core http://t.co/woZvNOAYdK

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

sudden desire to watch the Disney movie Cinderella! Where did that come from and what is wrong with me?

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

Timmy the broken condom: a socially inappropriate newborn hat ... http://t.co/tFxJGjpM7n

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

#BringBackOurGirls http://t.co/92CUI3RouQ

[Allison Jochim @ajochim]

It's a sneaker AND a boot. It's nearly $1000 but it's cool. http://t.co/tl4maJ7c57