Alex Josephson

Lucky dad of 2. Lesser-half of @rls2882. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

She’s everything. I’m just Ken.

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

@oneill_marty

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

A few months ago, my wife smelled smoke at home and insisted I call the fire department.

Two fire trucks and a dozen firemen showed up & concluded the smell was nothing to fear - my neighbor was simply smoking brisket next door.

This morning we got this text from my neighbor 🤣

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Even my mom calls me AJos.

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Me: “Your room smells like an actual Chipotle”

11 yr-old: “That’s a good thing”

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Hey @stoolpresidente how’d this tweet age?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’ve been on x a long time. I’ve never sensed more fear and apprehension from a fanbase than I do from all Knicks fans right now. Pure fear. Pure terror. They are trying to put on a brave face on but I can smell blood in the water

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Good morning to New York Knicks fans, and only to New York Knicks fans

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

The joys of working from home

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

@oneill_marty That means the world coming from a hall of famer like you….im so grateful to have worked with you and learned from you over the years on so many occasions, but am more grateful for the friendship we’ve developed. Appreciate you 🙏

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

@Jen_Med Thanks so much @Jen_Med I’m the lucky one 🙏🙏🙏

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

@S_Rishabh Thanks so much for everything @S_Rishabh 🙏🙏🙏

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

@oodelally Thanks so much @oodelally 🙏🙏🙏

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

@SophieTrinder Much too kind, thank you for everything @SophieTrinder 🙏

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

My children’s bedtime routine every year on Daylight Savings Day

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

9 yr-old singing in the shower:

“Get up, stand up…stand up for your legs”

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Pink skies in NYC tonight

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Me: “It’s time for bed.”

9 yr-old: “Not necessarily.”

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Just spilled a bowl of ramen in my lap. AMA

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Arguably the best possible thing a leader can say to a new team member in any circumstance or industry

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Luka, be your f---ing self. Don't fit in, fit the f--- out."

-LeBron to Luka 🗣️

[Alex Josephson @ajos]

Winner @united

[United Airlines @united]

My bag watching me follow it around the carousel