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#WhoBitBeyonce

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

I just entered the Honda at Music Festival Sweepstakes for a chance to win a Honda Civic or music festival tickets! Visit https://t.co/nmRJoxBFld to enter! No purchase necessary. Must be 18+ to enter https://t.co/KQiSo9VLsI

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

I never know how to react when my bosses thank me for working events that involve free food and alcohol, like, thank you for hiring me???

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

“I think 80s babies age the best” says the bitter 30 year old I’m working with

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

Deal of the century!

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

Just saw a little girl at this festival wearing a pink tutu and pink converse and no shirt and if that isn’t my future daughter then I don’t want one

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

“You’re naked, wasted and sweating the entire time...it’s awesome” -my friend on summer in New Orleans

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

I find myself getting mad when I have to drive somewhere that’s more than 15 minutes away, then I remember when I lived in Atlanta and was stoked when something was only 30 minutes away

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

Considering going to bourbon street right now

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

Someone just came up to me and said it’s a great day to be alive and tbh I rly needed that

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

“Charlie my day is good again!” -jenna when she remembered we have leftover grocery store fried chicken in the fridge

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

“Do you have the men’s shirt in a large?” “Which one?” “The trey one” “This is a trey show they’re all trey shirts”

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

Well shit

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

@kschello This makes a lot of sense tbh

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

https://t.co/KkpIhCUhr3 the most shocking thing about this article is their wedding song, and I’m not gonna lie, it’ll surprise ya

[dark skin penny proud @NasraNashad]

Seeing is so expensive if you're not born with 20/20 vision. $70/a month for contacts or $200 to $400 for eyeglasses. Meanwhile shorty over there is wearing non-prescription glasses for "fashion". Must be nice. Seeing for free and appropriating poor vision culture. 🤧

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - is a mouse named stuart
$5 - owns a red convertible
$500 - over 6 feet tall

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

“Hey baby did she give you some liquid sugar?” -McDonald’s employee after seeing my face when I took a sip of my iced coffee

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

And I’m on 8%

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

Hope starting to dwindle, I still have 15 people ahead of me, I just heard someone say they’ve been here since 7 am, and now people are tryna be sly and skip the line

[princess scumbag 💎 @AJSchell12]

When I was about to give up hope they finally call C210. Things are looking up folks!