AJSchott

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

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@K_schott3 #schottheardaroundtheworld

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@K_schott3 Sissy’s tweets are the best! #morehashtags

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Maybe this has been said, but am I the only one that thought Melania Trump looked like Caitlyn Jenner last night? #twins

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@K_schott3 @BuzzFeed Guess we know what's for dinner tonight! The fact that there's not a hotdog emoji on my phone sickens me! #hotdogs4life

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I think being moody should be a sin or a minor crime. Kind of like life demerits or points on your driving record every time you are moody.

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Being with just old anybody, is not better than being single. No one will ever change my mind on that. Ever! #ok #imdonenow

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If I have to hear one more time the phrase...take what you can get at this age...what are you expecting to find out there at this point. Ugh

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No truer words...

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I call BS on this, but if a retweet makes it more possible, then I'm in! #ineedamiracle https://t.co/HZSMW7dz4O

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I hate when my snacks for the week are gone on Monday. Oops. #ilosttrack #justkepteating

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Me: Why are these girls in dresses and gooped up in make-up at the movies? It's dark in there. Sissy: It's called a date. It's Friday night.

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I just cussed in my men's league and you would have thought I slapped a baby or dropped kicked the pope. Hello, I'm a New Yorker, it happens

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Corner pocket, crosswords, trivia, TV, 9:00pm...let's play guess my age? #overunder65

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To get even a 1 second peek at Coach K's dry-erase board would be a treat of a lifetime.

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@ABrowning32110 hehe. I love the Jersey Shore! #cabshere

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@ABrowning32110 Wait til you get a whiff of Jersey. #dirtyjersey #snookie #nyc'slandfill #❤️ustilly

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I just turned my profile pic blue to support autism awareness! You can too here with @autismspeaks: http://t.co/FCdGfHA1c4 #LIUB

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I've started doing crossword puzzles on my phone. This is the beginning of the end. #excitingtimes

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I think when ur house burns down as a kid the sound of a fire truck siren just makes ur ❤️ skip a beat no matter how many years have passed.