A.J. Touchstone

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

It's crazy that in the year 2026, I can experience huge slowdowns on @Verizon 5G simply at an elementary school graduation because of a few dozen parents taking photos and posting live.

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

Why the hell are Apple OS updates so freaking huge??? We got like 5 new features and even less bugfixes but I just downloaded over a 100 GB from some poor content network server for my three iPhone's, three Apple Watch's, three iPad's, three Apple TV's and four Apple Mac's.

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

ChatGPT, you’re so stupid. Anyway, I don’t have #macostahoe macOS 26 yet, just 15.7. #ChatGPT

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@Zhafirus24K I'm getting the same thing on all my Mac systems.

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@googlenews I got a notification today about the Nintendo Switch 2. But the image was a Switch [1].

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

To all app coders of fast food apps. If the app isn't fast, it isn't considered an impulse buy. So make it fast, or forget my order!

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

Must be motivated….

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

50 years ago, Big Sugar quietly paid three scientists to point the blame for chronic disease at cholesterol and saturated fat.

Millions of Americans died as a result.

Here’s how Big Sugar has been lying to the American population since 1965:

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

People are trying to change the definition of the word "invest" without understanding. Don't let it happen.

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@KSATSarahSpivey loved your earrings tonight!

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

It is said that you never stop learning. But do you also think that learning something displaces old memories and knowledge?

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[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@durreadan01 How much did you crop in each photo?

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@durreadan01 My iPhone 14 Pro Max running iOS and my Pixel 7 Pro running Android. 😂

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@iupdate I do.

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

Thanks @muse for spending 1,077 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Compliance. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/nQ8rGlzEjF

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

At the gas pump. Trying to have a phone conversation. Impossible because there's overhead speakers playing Pat Benatar, intermixed with advertisements, simultaneously with the screen on the pump telling me what Maria Menudos is doing. #frustrated

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

Download Microsoft ESD Files https://t.co/R4ohyVyYtf

[A.J. Touchstone @ajtouchstone]

@BBCYaldaHakim What happened on today's BBC World News? Jeans with torn knees and sneakers? 😮