AJ

always counting down to Halloween 🎃

[Pierre Deep Sea @pgirguis]

As far as I'm concerned, this will never ever stop being funny. 😂

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I want Barbie to gain prestige role status where people let you become insane to play her. like the joker but for women

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i wanna do a mamma mia without having to get knocked up (3 of my exes beg to reenter my life while a chorus of friends weigh in on what to do about it)

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[k @kirbsxoxo]

I live in the best summer city.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I don’t want to practice mindfulness. If get any more aware of what’s going on around me I’m gonna start blacking out and speaking in riddles

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cerberus. They're picking out a new squeaky toy. Even guardians of the underworld deserve a little treat. 13/10 would pat all three noggins

[Katlyn Skye @katlynskye24]

On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety.

My driver missed numerous turns, prolonging my ride. In the midst of D.C. traffic, he almost hits a car and slams on his breaks, stopping about a foot from the car in front of him-

[Moe @Mochievous]

Airport pickups are such a show of love. Doesn’t matter if it is romantic or platonic. Anyone who picks you up from the airport that you aren’t paying to do so, actually loves you.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A federal judge has ruled that Tennessee’s drag ban law is unconstitutional as it violates the First Amendment’s right to speech and freedom of expression.

The law was intended to ban drag shows in public or where children could see them.

[AJ @AJWessell]

It’s so interesting to me how some friendships reveal themselves to have only been because of proximity.

[AJ @AJWessell]

Instead of drinking, I just eat vast amounts of cheese now.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: It's June!

Aries: EXCITED
Taurus: Ok
Gemini: I know
Cancer: Call someone you love
Leo: Summer!
Virgo: It's Virgo season somewhere
Libra: Yeah
Scorpio: Just waiting for fall
Sagittarius: PARTY ALL DAY
Capricorn: Deadlines
Aquarius: Time
Pisces: That's true