OMEMMA👑

ORTHOPOD 🩺 🛠 / CHELSEA FC 💙💙

[OMEMMA👑 @Ak_Browny]

@w_bravel @solutionss77 😭😂

[Richie @RichardTradess]

@Wizarab10 Men need to be strict in taking decisions that matter in their homes.

Women are emotional, men are logical.

Do not let your wife make you make decisions based on her emotions. It will cost you more than you can imagine.

[Asa Nwa @Ifudiya]

Why don't you pull out your penis and urinate like your husband.

[the mind, @dilaudidgirl]

if i’m not supposed to be doing opioids then why do i have receptors for them

[SALMAN👑 @AWholeSalmanPR]

This guy 😂😂😂

[BradyYourTutor @BradyYourTutor_]

3 Twins vs. Hammer

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Also, you cannot be 'partners' with someone you afforded. There is no partnership on planet earth that works like that.

What you 'afford' becomes your property, it does not become your partner

[Ant @BigAnthony46]

😂

[Kutlo 👷 @kletlape]

Highest form of love is CONSIDERATION❤️❤️❤️

[Bólúwatifẹ́ 🥷🏾 @tifemmy_]

Good Morning @officialABAT

Please don’t Renew my Hope 😭🤲🏻

E don do

[OMEMMA👑 @Ak_Browny]

@shxkxbabu @Demola_9411 Big fool no be small

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say

i hate these bowls, don't you?

and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say

i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.

and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all

then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.

and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say

i love these new bowls

and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

Very simple
Save aggressively for an exam, let's say 4M naira then pay for the exam

Let's see if studying will not be a life style😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"We lived on his income and anything I made, we threw it at the house"

WE

This is relationship. This is partnership. This is marriage. E no go better for the nonsense you people are calling marriage in Nigeria

[Wilfred E. Orhue🫧 @Fredolution_Now]

My cartoon today: NELFRAUD 🤦🏾🤔

[Formula 1 @F1]

🏆 UGO UGOCHUKWU 🏆

Our newest @Formula3 champion! Congratulations, Ugo 👏����🇸

#RoadToF1 #SpanishGP

[Ash_Trades @_Ash_Trades_]

@Roonysters They had enough disposable income for a whole second household. I have to think twice before adding guacamole.

[John Ternus @johnternus]

iPhone Duo
iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max
Apple Watch Series 12 and Apple Watch Ultra 4
AirPods 5

… and Joz