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[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Protestors spent days being tear-gassed only to be accused of being “armed” with gas masks when they tried to figure out to to avoid inhaling a chemical weapon banned by the Geneva convention in an effort to make them seem dangerous and thus justify violence against them

[Murrlogic @murrlogic]

I think back on what that Vought scientist said when she said "John you were the most powerful thing we ever created we never understood why you didnt just fly away from here and never came back. We figured it was because you were scared and hated being alone."

[vost @foolibuster]

reflection

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"If I'm Homelander, can I change certain policies so that maybe I'm looked on more favorably by the end of the show?"

"No, you already screwed up big time, lot of dead people."

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

“It’s immoral to be privileged in ways that others aren’t” is a deeply funny statement from the richest man on earth personally responsible for the deaths of millions of children

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

there was a tweet going around about this but people really don’t see fiction as storytelling anymore, they see it as objective reporting of actual events happening in other worlds. what does “losing to the plot” even mean? why are you even here?

[Romlib 🎄 @romlib_]

If Breaking Bad ended today, conservatives would be making AI generated alternative endings where Walt kills Skyler and retires to a resort in Mexico with Sidney Sweeney.

[El Borto @bortinez_]

Been too long anyways. Women’s are much much nicer. See you in there ladies 💅💕

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Jesus doesn’t ask us to be “vaguely nice” to each other.

He *demands* that we are to be radically, self sacrificially devoted to each other at the peril of our own soul should we fail to do so.

[ak @AK_notstream]

I think there's some kind of psychology thing that makes people want to sterilize this comic so much. Like it's fine this edit sucks

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

infinitely more human and normal to complain about a 9-5 than to feign infinite gratitude after getting what (realistically) should be the bare minimum for every single person on Earth. Thinking Office Space's satire is unreasonable is ironically jobless behavior.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Computer please AI generate a movie of me in Star Wars world killing bad guys John Wick style. Put my buddy deadpool there too. Reduce Woke by 50%. Go ahead and reduce it another 20%. Oh christ that’s too far. Dial up Woke just a little, maybe 3%. Thank you computer. I love you

[🌃eri @coolporyg0n]

“It’s the Digital Circus, ma’am. Your son went insane while trying to find an exit, he abstracted.”

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

In every single country that passed age verification laws:

1) databases got leaked
2) innocent websites got censored
3) governments became more censorship heavy
4) protests became more criminalized
5) information got harder to find

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

It’s legally impossible to defend yourself against a cop, on or off duty. You will be killed or charged and imprisoned if you survive, the cop will face no consequences and they can effectively kill whoever they want.

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

Hot take: I think pedophile hunters who make pedophiles eat disgusting shit or perform hazing rituals to humiliate predators and then let them fuck off instead of doing actual community defense are pedophiles who are overcompensating

[dani @AutismRonin]

I've seen bimbo fetish art with more positive depictions of women than the invincible comics

[🀨 danny ⚝ kyle gallner attorney ��ྀི @cem3teries]

but yall not ready for #THIS conversation…

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

she simply does not have enough flowers