Laura

Wife💍 | Dog Mom 🐶🐶🐶 | Vegan🌱 | Geek🤓 | @shitweveread Podcast Co-host | @OblivionComics Owner | 📖 📺 🎧 🎮

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

Still looking for a #SFF reimagining of #ChingShih/#ZhengYiSao's life as #ChinasPirateQueen, the most successful pirate in history. Kinda hoping @XiranJayZhao might consider this for their next novel 🤞🏴‍☠️

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

I definitely entered this 😁

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[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@RJScaringe Can you talk to your managers about being more accommodating for their vegan staff? Salads aren't cutting it.

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@elonmusk Can you buy @goodreads next and fix their website and app?

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@EmmaSkies @PokeMooney Gotcha. Yeah, maybe they took that off when everyone started talking shit. We decided not to go but I hope they're reworking everything for the sake of those who are 😬

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@EmmaSkies @PokeMooney Wait. Where did they say three stages? Their IG faqs only said there will be multiple and it'd be finalized closer to the show.

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@robhuddles I definitely plan to bring it up next time we talk to him. If anything, he should be pointing out the discrimination to the listing agent when they ask. They know they aren't supposed to do that.

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

It's late and I can't sleep because I'm so damn FRUSTRATED. We put an offer on a house that we REALLY wanted and we're pretty sure it was rejected not because it wasn't good enough but because we don't have children. Why do we think this? 1/5

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

Now I'm worried whatever offers we put in after this will be rejected just because we don't have children and that's not something I, or any other couple, should have to worry about. 5/5

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

I understand wanting to sell a big house to a family with a bunch of kids but it's also not fair to those families without them. You don't know why they don't have children and why they want to buy your house. 4/5

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@xphile Thank you, @xphile!!! <3

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

Me: What did kids do before they had screens?
Jace: They f***ing went outside and threw rocks at eachother.

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@Venmo Could definitely use this to help finish our remodel. 6 months without a kitchen has been difficult 😭

Venmo: LauraBenson
@jricochet

[Shit We've Read @shitweveread]

We're excited to host our very 1st #BookGiveaway! If you aren’t caught up on our previous episodes, now’s your chance.

Follow & RT for a chance to win any 1 book from our previous episodes.

Want more entries? Enter on IG @ ShitWeveRead!

#Giveaway closes Sat 8/21 @ 11:59pm PST

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

Listening to @Beforeyoulogoff ep93.5 on the @LokiOfficial season finale and @lunchboxx916 is SO ANGRY with @ydaak 🤣🤣🤣

[Shit We've Read @shitweveread]

NEW EPISODE! We chat about #TheOnesWereMeanttoFind, a beautifully-written #youngadult #dystopian #scifi by @joanhewrites. Listen as we discuss 2 sisters living in a world ravaged by #climatechange, &... Elon Musk???

Listen @ https://t.co/hHPc6TGTnn or your fave podcast app!

[Shit We've Read @shitweveread]

Here are some behind-the-scenes screenshots from our video call while recording our bonus episode for #TheOnesWereMeanttoFind by #JoanHe! You can hear our thoughts on it in Episode 03, releasing tomorrow, June 23rd. Listen at https://t.co/hHPc6TGTnn or on your fave podcast app.

[Laura @aka_ElleBee]

@EmmaSkies @shitweveread Somehow, I am in between you and @jricochet... I kind of plan, but also not really? 🤔