baldguy

American. Trucker. 🚛🇺🇸

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Fuel in my tank
Air in my tires
Coffee in my cup
All right c’mon

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@_BuggLands_Best If I send you a check it’ll be rubber. Cause it’s gonna bounce

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@EwZpoo Damn man. Glad you made it through. Wish you a speedy recovery

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@PoptartReborn 1812 Overture, written about Russia repelling Napoleon. Purely American

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City did the official fireworks display last night. There’s plenty of minor displays in the area tonight.

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@_BuggLands_Best It’s gotta be embarrassing for the family to read they were killed by anything chambered in .22

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#mlr2026 Championship is underway. Chicago v California. Rugby y’all.

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A hole in my butt that is not my butthole.

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I pooped today

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Shakes your hand. I just used one of those fingers to apply hemorrhoid cream.

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So I’m at the hospital for a ct

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We’ve had it since my oldest was maybe 4. She’s 26 now

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Feel like I’ve got a little fever. Wife pulls out SpongeBob thermometer.

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@Schminxer Rock and roll ain’t noise pollution

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Frozen

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I’m in Iowa of course I’m hauling corn. Is there any other option?

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Am out of whiskey. I suppose it’s for the best. Gotta get up at 5 for a run to Iowa.

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Ate meat off the bone as one does at the top of the food chain

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Found some ribs for $2/lb

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Got one of those butane inserts for my zippo. I should have done it years ago

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Poured a glass. Reason; it’s Tuesday.