Alex Dooley

marketing strategist and human person

[Alex Dooley @akaDooley]

- want to watch Chicken Run (2000) with my kid

- it’s only streaming on Peacock

- i get the Peacock free trial

- kid loves Chicken Run

- we watch it 4 times in 3 days

- can’t cancel Peacock because then no Chicken Run

- now i pay $4.99/ mo to watch Chicken Run

[Alex Dooley @akaDooley]

@paulg @thegenesisbl0ck she means the cat's in the cradle. whether that's true or not is up for debate

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@AGoldmund oh my Claude lol that is funny

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@Milocinia @MattWalshBlog Another amazing gif! You have the most charming elder millennial / Gen X-er energy ❤️ and as a '93 baby I am just pleased to be interacting with someone as wise and developed as you; thank you for gracing my online feed with your experience and know-how

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@Milocinia @MattWalshBlog Also, Koko the gorilla probably has a higher IQ than you do. Very nice gif though, I’m glad you figured out how to use the search function on this app!

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@Milocinia @MattWalshBlog “No argument so you switch to insults”

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@austin_rief dang is the newsletter called Morning Bootlicker now? to your credit, bernie proposes a really high wealth tax relative to other countries with one. but billionaires don't exactly fund things for the public the way carnegie, rockefeller, et al did so this is a natural consequence

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@Milocinia @MattWalshBlog sure man lol. can’t argue with someone who’s not even wrong. i have nothing to add re: your weird speculation that matt walsh writes poetic letters and stand by my original point

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@AcrossPlanes @MattWalshBlog public eye rolling is not seething, big guy. have a lovely wednesday

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@Milocinia @MattWalshBlog sounds like you want him to write you one too, that’s adorable 🥰

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@JC_Bubba_85 @MattWalshBlog i don’t eat processed garbage and i am not grumpy lol. cool commercial reference though, i’m glad you like watching ads jay

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@Milocinia @MattWalshBlog that’s not the conversation though, is it?

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@AcrossPlanes @MattWalshBlog personally i’m great, guy! thanks for asking. i live a happy life with a great community and rich family life (great wife, three kids, bunch of cool animals, etc). I just happen to think matt walsh is a weird dude. hope this helps

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@BeachyGalSW @MattWalshBlog lol he’s a self-described theocratic fascist and if you know anything about media personalities, you should know that everything is engineered for engagement. This is true for the left and the right by the way. But yeah, he definitely doesn’t speak in poetry

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@MattWalshBlog I don’t believe you. You don’t write like this, so you don’t really find it sad. If you did find it sad, you’d spout theocratic fascist rage bait in a much more flowery way!

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@yongfook These guys take their comp in stock options, then take out (non-taxable) loans against the options to live on. Too much cash comp and you pay too many taxes. My bet is that he prefers it this way. That being said I’m not gonna try the big arch burger lol

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@dvassallo Old people should be well positioned enough in the “free market” of labor relations to discriminate themselves away from positions that require hours beyond their appetite. Why should old people be precluded from grinding/working 80 hrs in person if they want to?

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@NihilistNarwhal @Wu_Tang_Finance Come on man, that’s not the point of the post. People are struggling. Families need two incomes to barely make it, on average. You’re distracting from the key insight: progress is possible without poverty creep. We COULD have safer cars and also single income homes, but we don’t.

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@17cShyteposter @hollowearthterf bro i am ethical enough to only pick male crabs bc just one can impregnate dozens of females and keep the population sustained; red herring gotcha responses like yours are taking us closer to androcide at the hands of the elite where Epstein-like guys control the DNA pool

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@17cShyteposter You are not wrong about the left industrial complex in particular, if that’s even a thing, and unfortunately not even populism itself is about “workers“ – everything is aesthetic these days, for better and for worse