callmeAK

what you don’t see coming, never comes

[callmeAK @AkanSamuel1]

All levels of stability before I even think of this

[‘ @3077sc]

bomboclaat

[Premier League @premierleague]

Long-range efforts, bullet headers and more! 🙌

Take a look at the best goals from Matchweek 4, presented by Guinness 📺

[JAY_JAY @Jay_4_Prince]

"Me thinking I have mastered English"

Meanwhile a random British person:

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Gian Piero Gasperini has led Roma to 1st in the Serie A after 4 matches

The club are trying to win their first league title since the 2000/2001 season

[✯𝓥𝒾𝒾 .🧃® @_DfrmtheVerse]

So that's about 90k in a month, yet minimum wage is 70k. Interesting.......

[westerosies @westerosies]

Future Emmy winner Dexter Sol Ansell holding an Emmy with David Harbour!

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Cole Palmer on Twitch..

“I packed my boy. Who remembers that Ramires chip at the No Camp.”

Love Cole.. 🤣🤣

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

Cole Palmer being Cole Palmer....🤣

#CFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕🇦🇷 Diego Simeone: “The 2026 Ballon d’Or has to be Leo Messi. Zero doubts”.

“With the World Cup he had at that age… NO DOUBTS”.

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨🔵 Joao Pedro explains how the Chelsea forward trio combines.

"Cole can score, he can pass, he can score from free-kicks, and he can do everything."

"He's a different player. That's what makes him special. I just have to be ready when he gets the ball. I need to be in the right position to make the run, because he's going to make a brilliant pass, so I have to be ready to score. Because if not, later he's going to say, "Hey, Joao, you need to give me an assist!"

"Morgan is a very skilful player. We can see he can dribble past two or three guys and carry the ball. That's what we expect from him, and I think he has started very well."

"With Cole, I try to always give the ball to his feet. With Morgan it’s more to the space, or to let him in a one-on-one situation. And my job is just to run, and then they’re going to find me!"

(@ChelseaFC)'#CFC

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Politics is no longer about coming from fourth place to become governor”'

— FCT Minister Nyesom Wike replies Imo Governor Hope Uzodimma.

[Sapa4PF🐍💀 @_DuroJaiyeJnr]

God Xavi and Iniesta no scan reach am😭

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

THE COURT SAT EARLIER TODAY AND HAD POCO LEE’S CASE ADJOURNED TILL FEBRUARY 2027. HE IS CURRENTLY FREE ON BAIL! 👏🏾

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Since this tweet, Leeds have lost just 5 of 29 games.

No one has ever locked in harder than Daniel Farke has over the last nine months.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Anoche nuestro capitán igualó a una leyenda del fútbol mundial: Sir Bobby Charlton.

746 partidos con el equipo de su vida.

Koke. La leyenda continúa. ❤️🤍

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨🔵 JUST IN: Moises Caicedo, Reece James & Joao Pedro NOT involved in first part of training today.

Marco Palestra and Jordan Henderson involved.

(@JamesSavundra) #CFC

[lisa @dumestorm]

love how peter who’s so big and probably the tallest person in the room looks nervous meanwhile dex is only 11 and three apple tall and so confident bless them 😭

[Ahead of my TIME ⏰ 💭🗣 @DreCo_DaChief1]

She been fine her whole damn life lol

[Belal @belalcaggins]

bi an öndeki adamı çocuğu sandım amk

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

My wife has her own business and her own money, so what is my business if she buys expensive items with her money? The bags and shoes my wife wears, I don’t even know how much they cost.

~ Peter Obi says

[II’fenomeno @22feno]

La coupure à la fin je vais m’évanouir