Plain White T

Just a man who sometimes cooks

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Fire tanner burns tonight. Tonight.

We can’t kick
We can’t kick off
We can’t punt cover (or block any)
Oscar has struggled tonight
Oscar has gone for it on his own accord
So many flags on returns

It is inexcusable how we are so awful in a whole phase of the game

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

CFB is dead

[Matt Moscona @MattMoscona]

I’m told Michigan got to $12 Million for Underwood.

A Godfather offer, indeed.

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Not even Townes fault at this point. It’s on the coaches

I don’t give my car keys to a toddler & then get mad when he wrecks my car

He’s pathetic and we know it so just go for it every time

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Payton Thorne was BUILT IN A LAB.

He Looks like a combination of Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson, with his ELITE accuracy and insane speed.

In a few years, we might have a new QB1 in the NFL ⚡️

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

https://t.co/8nH0wVhH7j

I’m shaking

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

@DrunkAubie 60?!

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Isn’t this guy like 50 years old?

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

Charly please DM me

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Same same but different

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

We're having a baby! Congratulations to the Lawrences 🫶

[Auburn Softball @AuburnSoftball]

The next chapter of Auburn Softball has begun 😎

We're excited to welcome co-head coaches @CoachMalveaux and @KateMalveaux to The Plains!

🔗: https://t.co/COtTc81oJa

#WarEagle

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Johni Broome is HIM

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

I’m assuming it’s not JD Davison

[joshdub @joshdub_]

Fun trivia question:
Which opposing players have the most career points in road games at Auburn/Neville Arena?

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Stop the facemasked singer now

@AuburnFootball @AuburnU

Auburn university auburn football

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Dear Auburn Football,

It’s understandable to lose.

But what is absolutely unfathomable is that you would have the nerve to play the face masked singer when we are down 14 in the fourth quarter. This jumbo tron has been a joke since the day we got it.

Cut the Mickey Mouse BS.

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

@AuburnU Please stop whoring out our eagles .

The saying goes “a tradition that is uniquely auburn” is no longer unique to auburn.

PS - the eagles can Ligma

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Coffee Golf - Oct 17
10 Strokes - Top 10% 🎗️

🟩🟨🟥🟦🟪
2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣

Get to work Henry. I nearly hit an uno on yellow... what could’ve been

[Henry Hartley @henry_hartley21]

Gott be better tomorrow. Coffee Golf - Oct 17
14 Strokes

🟩🟨🟥🟪🟦
2️⃣4️⃣2️⃣3️⃣3️⃣

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

@campbellgarber @TheDozenTrivia @barstoolsports The Dozen: Daily Trivia
Game 073

6 Correct
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟥
🟩🟥🟥

https://t.co/VOM4lHoRmp

@TheDozenTrivia x @BarstoolSports
#TheDailyDozen
😩😩

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

COME ON!!!!!

Get rekt @campbellgarber

Coffee Golf - Oct 4
8 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

🟪🟥🟦🟩🟨
2️⃣1️⃣1️⃣2️⃣2️⃣

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

RG3 is so annoying man “We can’t allow them to keep delaying the game, something’s gotta be done about that” Yea it’s called a 5 yard penalty you absolute donut

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Thanks hugh freeze and auburn . I didn’t want to win anyways

[Plain White T @AkaPlain]

Ben bruud SUCKS, obviously. So let’s say you get appointed stadium DJ . You drop a perfect music game, already used swag surf, we’re up 31-27 against UGA with 75 seconds left. They have the ball on our 35 yard line. 4th and inches. What song are you playing?