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your neighborhood hoodlum

[AK @akaylaBC]

Every time I go grocery shopping I can never decide what to buy because I never know if I’m actually going to eat it or I just want to seem healthy. Then when I’m hungry I’ll just end up staring at my fridge saying I have nothing to eat and end up going to in ‘n out

[AK @akaylaBC]

Welp, all of a sudden I forgot the lyrics to “Love Story” #doitforthebay

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me in every meeting pretending i have something to contribute

#AppleEvent

[AK @akaylaBC]

Another iPadOS announcement and another year without the calculator app.🥲

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"Drop the Hey, just Siri. It's cleaner"

#WWDC23

[AK @akaylaBC]

When you have a fresh set of nails and you scratch your head 😌👌🏻

[AK @akaylaBC]

Every time I watch a “pack with me” video and they put their luggage on their bed I cringe

[AK @akaylaBC]

I am the co worker who heated up fish in the work microwave 🙈🤷🏽‍♀️

[AK @akaylaBC]

I wish I could schedule out texts like I do with Slack messages

[AK @akaylaBC]

Yes I felt the earthquake at 6am but was still half a sleep to do anything about it. So I just prayed for my life and hope to wake up later…which is now 🙌🏼

[AK @akaylaBC]

Open concept in the workplace is so awkward to me. I literally go all day without speaking and not knowing the name of person that sits across from. 🥴

[AK @akaylaBC]

Driving on 101 is like playing Mario Kart. But instead of banana peels, you’re dodging potholes.

[AK @akaylaBC]

Your birthday should be an exempt day off — you shouldn’t have to use vacay/sick hours to have the day off.

[AK @akaylaBC]

Today’s @DutchBros order:
Small double shot Dreams Weaver
over ice
white chocolate coffee
chocolate milk
salted caramel with soft top

[AK @akaylaBC]

I wish I could schedule out my texts like I do with my Slack messages

[AK @akaylaBC]

That Tubi commercial literally made me yell “Moooooooom”

[FatFatBanks ❤️ @OMG_ITS_FatFat]

Let’s argue. Disney Channel was channel 55

[AK @akaylaBC]

I’m starting to believe that when my parents said that they monitored my MySpace, it was a lie. No way they knew how MySpace worked if they can barely figure out Instagram 🥴

[AK @akaylaBC]

I’m ready!!! 🤩🥲

[Netflix @netflix]

Get ready to FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN! because the first two seasons of Laguna Beach are coming to Netflix in the US on November 11, as well as The Hills on December 15!

[AK @akaylaBC]

When getting gas at Costco, they should also ask if you want any food from the food court

[AK @akaylaBC]

I love how people are getting the Apple Watch Ultra and yet I haven’t seen them venture anywhere but their suburban neighborhood