A K Butler

I write novels for teens & adults about hypothetical futures, books for kids about ancient gods, and tweets for anyone about Firefly and Doctor Who.

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

Dear NSA: I'm a writer not a psychopath please ignore my Google search history thank you. #amwriting #amnotamurderer #promise

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

45% done with Caliban's War, by James S.A. Corey https://t.co/GMvDCyjhD2

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@ironteethbitch I AM DEAD. 😂

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

POC have said what I see as a normal, relaxing time to spend with my kid can be, for them, wrought with anxiety. What kind of havoc that kind of constant alertness must wreak on a psyche. I can’t even imagine. ☹️

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

Driving around this nice neighborhood so the baby will fall asleep, just circling, thinking, see, this is white privilege. I’m not the tiniest bit concerned someone is gonna call the cops on me for acting suspicious. Mundane tasks, minus the stress POC say they feel over them.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@DelilahSDawson I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jason Boyett @religiverse]

Evangelicals: Don't be offended because the President said "shithole." Be offended because he identified a whole continent of people as garbage. If this doesn't offend you, it's time for your millstone fitting.

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

Maybe Trump knows so much about shitholes because he’s spent his entire life with his head up his own ass.

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@gwenckatz No, I stay away from Star Wars fandom. Not for any particular reason we just don’t cross paths. But that’s just......that’s weird. That would be like thinking a Dalek is sexy. 🤔

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@gwenckatz People think he’s sexy?? I think he’s a fantastic villain and I love him in that role, but *sexy*???

[Internet Cafe Mermaid 🏳️‍⚧️ @mermaidofhyrule]

"Disney made Star Wars liberal"
listen. conservatives were whining about how Episode III was anti-Bush. It's not Disney's fault your garbage politics resemble that of space nazis

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

Man said, “God, show us what it looks like to love unconditionally and ceaselessly. Show us love in its purest form.”
And God said, “Okay.” And gave us dogs.

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@bookishbritney Well then, to Gretchen and Toby. A good girl and a good boy who had many adventures. May we one day be half the person our dogs think we are. 🍻

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@CAClauson Thank you ❤️

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

@bookishbritney I’m so sorry. What was your dog’s name?

[A K Butler @AKButlerWrites]

I have to say bye to my dog today. He’s been my puppy since before I had kids. He lived a fun and full and wild life. He camped and ran and swam and biked and ate weird stuff he found in the woods and stole every sock. He‘ll always be the happiest, best dog. I’ll miss you, Toby.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

GOP: WE believe Democrats ran a child sex ring in the basement of a pizza parlor that had no basement.

Also GOP: We don't believe the major newspaper story with 30 SOURCES about a Republican pedophile.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

The man who wrote the anti-trans bathroom bill just lost the election to a trans woman. Let that sink in. https://t.co/KFEZXSYvMy

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Black women having miscarriages in Flint because of the water and the pro-life crowd is quiet as fuck... https://t.co/wGQlYeMdMH