Aoife Keane

Irish-American, living in Kildare, Irish whiskey enthusiast. Communications professional. All views are my own. She/her

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@VickyWrites Congrats missus! My little guy just turned 5 weeks… the final days of pregnancy are the hardest! Good luck with the heat x

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@lordofthelast I know, literally a lifetime. Damn newborn and due date 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

2 pairs of Alanis Morissette tix still available for 21 June at 3Arena: 2x standing for €67 each and 2x vip standing for €148 each. DM if you’re interested #ticketfairy

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

I’ve got tickets for the Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary gig in 3 Arena on 21 June but can’t go. I’ve 3 pairs: standing for €67 each, or seated for €148 each, or vip seated for €178 each. Shout if you’re interested

[Light House Cinema @LightHouseD7]

🛫 Competition Alert 🛬

We have an incredible merch pack to giveaway thanks to @ParamountIRL to celebrate the release of TOP GUN: MAVERICK on May 25.

Just RT to enter ✨

Tickets are now on sale 🎟️ https://t.co/CSLjVN6XOb

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

I couldn’t make the protest today but am fully behind the #MakeNMHOurs campaign. Sign the petition here to show your support too: https://t.co/GxFb8EABaU

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@jenhoganjourno My bro @ConorJKeane is 6’5” and I think he’s had good luck w Zara for long, slim trousers. CJ, any other recommendations?

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@lordofthelast The writers starting place was relating ireland with leprechauns and cute sayings🤭 looking at the criticisms, they’re fairly privileged…one for the tech bros methinks

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@Bill_Linnane It was a go-to shooter when I was in uni in NYC ten million years ago in the early 2000s. If there was a shot called the Twin Towers, there’d be outrage state-side. Pretty offensive, and gross to drink too

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@GerardBrady100 Even us poor ex-pats have to do it - a total pain every year to submit what is always a nil return cuz of double-taxation arrangements 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@AskAIB And the saga continues after waiting more than 2 weeks for a call back 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

Wrestling with the impossible question: continue waiting for a human at @AskAIB to answer my call after being on hold for 2 hours or throw in the towel and risk having to do it all again tomorrow?

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@AskAIB Reader, I give up.

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@irishwhisky1988 There’s a good luggage shop on South William St next to peters pub. I got a lovely carry-on and full size suitcase there about 8 years ago and they’re spot on 👍

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@dramofthemonth @AIBIreland I waited on hold with them for 3 hours one day last week and was promised a callback within 3-4 business days the week before. Still waiting…

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

Standing and VIP seated tickets now gone. The remaining pair are VIP standing - made error in previous tweet. Shout if you’re interested

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

I’ve got tickets for the Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary gig in 3 Arena on 21 June but can’t go. I’ve 3 pairs: standing for €67 each, or seated for €148 each, or vip seated for €178 each. Shout if you’re interested

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@irishwhiskeybc @MichaelsCoDub We tried to get a table there for today about a month ago. Popular place! Heading to the Green Hen instead. Open Table app good for last minute tables. Or try Ukiyo, Pichet, 777, Pickle, Kinara Kitchen in Ranelagh. Good luck!

[MURPH @UK_murph]

I often share this mind-blowing fact on #InternationalWomensDay, mostly for the benefit of those who don't understand the point of it.

[Aoife Keane @AKeane83]

@irish_goat @lordofthelast I second this - great topic to tackle for one of yer Tik Tok yokes