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A complicated order

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But does the nail tech neeeeeeed to keep showing me all the skin she is removing from my cuticles or

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Just saw the hottest guy in the Duane Reade diarrhea aisle 🥹

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Slutty girls show up uninvited to the function? That’s intrusive thots

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Every time a girl posts a Pilates map to her story, a fuck boy loses a pink Himalayan salt lamp.

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@l4anders226 Elon Musk debuts first self-driving human

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One time I was sleeping with a coworker and he got a little too obsessed it started to interfere with his work and eventually he got fired and i got to say the words “pussy so fire it put him on a PIP”

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blocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is put the hood of his sweatshirt up

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@PavelRicka @Nemesis84750359 https://t.co/7yavPYxxjj