A.Khan

Shaky Warrior.

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

@ExpressNewsPK you have literally the most annoying news channel. Why is there a constant beeping alarm sound when you jahil moron idiots are reading the headlines?

You’ve literally fitted your channel with a maintenance beep, the irony.

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

@PlayOverwatch I all queued with 4-5 of my friends for over 6 games in a row. Never gave me DMG.

Immediate ALT-F4

Never opened opened @ARCRaidersGame so fast in my life.

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

@apple. You finally (and rightfully) threw in the towel, I’m so proud of your self awareness. You’re coming a long way. Nowhere near Stevie tho.

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

@Apple @AppleSupport @tim_cook for years now. Siri has been unable to simply turn on Bluetooth controls. You have the Vision Pro department and customers asking you to fix something that seemingly everyone else has figured out. You guys are slipping. Forgetting why I have Apple

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

Quavo would’ve been so much better if he didn’t said his own name like a Pokémon before every verse

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

@RadioGenoa Not one, but two fake Rolexes.

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

I swear I have nice things, just for other people to misplace them

[Lord Boog II @momsboyfri3nd]

I don’t even give a fuck anymore #realshitterthursday

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

@Apple : View in app?

Me: Yes

Apple: App Store.

(Dear Apple sincerely fix this, and with all due respect, fuck you.)

[A.Khan @AKhan_96]

Separation of church and state

How many times was god just mentioned
#Inauguration2025

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

"Did what I had to do as a Korean citizen."

South Korean special forces soldier faces jail time after knocking out streamer Johnny Somali

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Charlize Theron decided to adopt two black boys and turn them both transgender. Shockingly, it isn’t going so well!

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

Throwback to the Legendary Mask Off Video

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Just sayin.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Kamala Harris just got hit with the biggest fact check in human history

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

wtf even goes on in here

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

how mfs feel after saying some real shit

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Bro this is crazy 😭😭