Lily Jenness

Writer, glitter lover, morbid fiend. Armed with a pencil and an over active imagination. A kingdom of prose and plot holes, and it looks like I'm the queen.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Don't hit on people who are paid to be nice to you.

[Getty Images News @GettyImagesNews]

Protestors demand the passage of gun reform laws on April 3rd at the Tennessee State Capitol. On March 27th, three children and three adults were killed in a shooting at the Covenant School in Nashville.
📷: @Seth_Herald

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Seriously guys, banning tik tok isn’t the point of the bill

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

the midterm will be the Bechdel test. please remember to bring your graphing calculator

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

the speeding was warranted sir, I was trying to catch up to the soy sauce tanker truck

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

in the syllabus for my class due soon I will dispel any misconceptions students may have about a “blood covenant”, which is strictly optional extra credit

[chris evans @chris_notcapn]

The people who threw rocks at Ruby Bridges for trying to go to school are now upset their grandchildren might learn about them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges for trying to go to school.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I've heard this point made a number of times, but never in a kind way, and it's so much more powerful without the snark. Very lucky to have such a good audience.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Y'all, I just fucking owned that, petty, cruel, far-right troll in my replies BY NOT ENGAGING WITH HIM BECAUSE THE ONLY TRUE WIN IS TO NOT SPEND YOUR ONE BRIEF LIFE LETTING ASSHOLES BAIT YOU.

[Lily Jenness @AKingdomofProse]

@hankgreen When I got a notification for this and only saw the text I assume it would end with “if you want pizzamas merch, today is the last day.” This is not at all what I expected

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

[Lily Jenness @AKingdomofProse]

@taxosplitter I am indeed surviving and I 100% support science shitposting on main

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

I will shortly be going on strike from thinking, which has not necessarily done any great thing for me lately

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

if you’re eating a Western diet, you should consider switching to one of the other cardinal directions for the sake of your gut

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

we cannot recommend surveying americans at this time

[S.B. Robeson @taxosplitter]

I have a question, a comment, a dissertation, a phone call, a credit card bill, a board game, a mental issue, a houseplant, and I have to go