Abbas Kalima

Creative Director 🎬🎞️ "The darker the humor, the funnier it is"

[Abbas Kalima @AkKalima]

Katt Williams giving Bernie Mac his flowers is one of the best things ever.

[Tricia🇫🇷🙏🏽 @CallmePat_ricia]

Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

"Messi wins his 2nd world cup"

Who's the GOAT?

Me- Cristiano Ronaldo

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

Enjoying my last few happy days before Portugal are knocked out next week:

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

I wish Black Men could experience love in its truest form without having to pay for it.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Current Status:

○ Single
○ In a relationship
● Waiting for Ronaldo's brace against Columbia.

[🇬🇭🉐#EliminateDictator @JabGoll]

all of a sudden everybody tryna join Ronaldo FC again after they backdoored him for Fifa Princess

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[Abbas Kalima @AkKalima]

YEESSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

The dirtiest tap-in ever and I’ll scream it like a puskas goal

[Abbas Kalima @AkKalima]

One Suiii would change the trajectory of this World Cup.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Cristiano Ronaldo forever ❤️

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Mi hadi nilichorea story ya madem bro,,hadi huyo Cynthia niliamua kumcut off.Tulock in budaa"...😂

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

The moment Ronaldo retires from Portugal, I'm going to hatewatch every single of their games. These guys never deserve to win anything ever

[Abbas Kalima @AkKalima]

I don’t understand why they don’t pass to him or play for him , the growth hormone merchant gets so much support from his teammates. Are they jealous of him ?

[Sheikh Hammad @RonaldoW7_]

People blaming Ronaldo today simply have zero understanding of football. He did nothing wrong and was actually one of Portugal’s most involved players. The real issue was Portugal’s midfield, which was practically non-existent for most of the game. THEY CREATED NOTHING.

[Mario @yeatmario]

I’ll never be passing weed to a woman I love

[Dɩʑʑƴ_Iʀʀɘsɩstɩɓɭɘ 🇵🇹🇲🇫 @Toxic_Ladx]

CRISTIANO RONALDO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND TONIGHT AGAINST CONGO

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Portugal boys tuko calm tukiwatch hizo curtain raisers, real football inaanza Wednesday

[playboy 🇵🇹 @exoticreds]

Portugal’s first World Cup game feels like the entire Ronaldo fanbase clocking back into duty after years of emotional damage and unfinished business.

[Remkay🇵🇹 @Kingremkay]

I need to see Cristiano Ronaldo play football urgently man. None of these players move me…