Andrew Kleypas

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Stuck in a elevator rn, it’s a hot box

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Idk why but when I’m pooping and a custodian comes in to clean the bathroom I feel guilty…

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Just because you can’t smell it doesn’t mean it doesn’t stink!

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Trying to get everyone to like you is a sign of mediocrity

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

“The worst part about a lunch & learn is the learning part”
-Morgan Lambreth

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Hidden valley really upped their game. In the store lookin at ranch, Garlic ranch, Cilantro lime ranch, Buffalo ranch, Avocado ranch, Bacon ranch, Parmesan ranch, Spicy ranch, Jalapeño ranch.

Wow!

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

I love the meat sweats #ribeye #justsayno

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

The Lion does not concern himself with compact car only parking

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Erika Kirk @MrsErikaKirk]

Psalm 46:1 - God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Bank: ID
Airport: ID
Doctor: ID
Pharmacy: ID
School: ID
Buy a Gun: ID
Hunting: ID
Fishing: ID
Daycare: ID
Hospital: ID
Bar: ID
Tobacco: ID
Workplace: ID
Library: ID
Court: ID
Hotel: ID

Voting:
….Nah…

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Alpha males never use the windshield wipers on the fastest setting

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

Bring in Dental/professional school sucks. It’s a beautiful 78° day, the pickle ball courts are calling my name, there is super cross event this evening. Yet I have spent my entire day, and likely most of my night locked in a study room studying blood circulation….

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

I’m going home and I’m going to finish my whiskey bottle, gotta get it out of the way so I can study the rest of the week
-Eric

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

I’m old enough to remember restaurants having smoking and non-smoking sections

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

I wonder how much time as a whole does America save per year because of the ability to turn right on red lights

[Andrew Kleypas @AKleypas]

I miss cutting the grass. The smell of fresh cut grass is top tier

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 16 RFK Jr. explains Ukraine, bio-labs, and who killed his uncle

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Country Music Television has pulled Jason Aldean’s music video ‘Try That In A Small Town’ in response to media outrage.

In the music video, Aldean calls out left-wing violence, specifically violence against law enforcement.

Apparently this is ‘controversial’ and hateful according to the left.

“Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk, carjack an old lady at a red light. Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store. Ya think it’s cool, well, act a fool if ya like. Cuss out a cop, spit in his face. Stomp on the flag and light it up. Yeah, ya think you’re tough,” the lyrics read.

“Well, try that in a small town. See how far ya make it down the road.”

Rapping about drugs and murdering people: ✅

Singing about standing up to lawlessness: ❌

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 9 The Andrew Tate interview