AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA

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[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

THIS IS THE MONDAYEST MONDAY THAT EVER MONDAYED!!

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

Aur ek edit 19th Nov ‘23 World Cup final ka aaya na… I’m gonna report each and every one of you🙂 Maybe I should just shut the internet for a day. No waitl just don’t send edits!😭

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

So who are we forcing into retirement next, @GautamGambhir ? Because the only thing consistent under your longer format reign is the downfall. Absolutely Pathetic!! #INDvsSA

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Dear body clock, 8 AM Sunday!! I swear you’re plotting my villain origin story. 🙂

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

There is this intern, on day 3 she asked,

“Why don’t we sponsor the Indian team jersey?”

Sis, we can’t even sponsor WiFi without IT approval.. who’s gonna tell her 😭😭

#delusions

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

Reached home : 6:30
Sat in the car scrolling reels : 6:58
Reels sent: infinity
Realised I have a home
Went inside, Sent 6 more!!!

Why am I like this 😩💀

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@RichKettle07 Tweet again! About one more chance!

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

You know your team is cooked when the lunch break highlight reel is Shami’s fifty and Virat waving from the Lord’s balcony 💀!!

@benstokes38 - The best ever all rounder to play this game! I SAID WHAT I SAID!🙂

#INDvsENGTest

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

Non-negotiable after Metro In Dino:

You WILL blast the songs on your way back home.
First listen: Meh.
Second: Okay, vibes?
Third: Dawm!!🙂‍↕️

#Metroindino

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@Adityakrsaha Same as before! 4-0 if rain interrupts one game!

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@FarziCricketer Intent! Intent! The fact that they know they are covered by “it’s a young team, they will learn”

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@RichKettle07 Start taking responsibility for God’s sake!

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@bhogleharsha With due respect Harsha! It felt like i was watching an associate nation playing against a champion team on D-day! & the management / captain had no clue what was happening! One reverse hit out captain was like - should we put a fielder there! This was pathetic to even watch.

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@ImTanujSingh Who made this guy a fuckin coach! Kkr ipl performance! Just look at the team they had man.

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@vikrantgupta73 I was watching an associate nation against a champion side on the D-day! They were still passing jokes! I wonder with Virat as captain it was even possible in their wildest of dreams!

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@RichKettle07 A solid 2!! If anyone here rates more won’t take that person seriously ever!

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@was_rishi Intent! And the team knows for another 2 years - they are secured Cz everything’s gonna be “It’s a young team, they will learn” drama. The coach is killing the team.

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

@sanjaymanjrekar No wonder you’re the shittiest one they have on the broadcast! What was brilliant about it? Till when young team drama! Lose its fine! Intent was shit. 370 to defend and we were already playing the waiting game! Pathetic!

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Dear Virat , give us one more chance. 🤞🏻

[AMIT KUMAR MAHARANA @AKM1807]

First hour: Overcast, lights on, Dukes in hand.
Ball’s doing bits but Gill’s captaincy feels… muted.
No bite, no presence. You’ve got them on the edge—get in their ears! #60oversshouldfeellikehell #INDvsENGTest