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Hi my name is Dolly, I’m your new favorite barely legal lesbian knotty Goonette. Nice to meet ya!♥️
This page is an outlet for my fantasies and nothing I say should be taken seriously ;)
Ugh my order was supposed to be here last Wed. But it got delayed to Friday. Then Mon. Then “your order has been delayed” Now “your order has been returned to warehouse a refund will be issued in 2-4 business days”It was lube & a special battery & I can’t reorder till refund hits
stalker that breaks into my room every night.. and then i start to accidentally leave the window open a crack, forget to latch the door, leave the porch light on.. silly me, it looks like i’m inviting you in huh?
This should happen to me, but instead of greeting and thanking them, I’m begging every single one of them to let me out because I’ve been trapped against my will…. Or at least to use a condom 😵💫
Had an inebriated flash of 2030s Twitter discourse: “is it zoophilia if someone straps a knotted dildo to a Boston dynamics robot dog and then fucks it?”