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[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Sometimes, you just have to remind the kids who the first baby is 😁❤️🥹

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

1. Feeling safe to go to a stranger's house to fuck because you're getting paid, but feeling unsafe to go on a home date with someone you've been chatting with for months.

2. Fucking that have no desire for commitment with you while asking the one you're committed to in a relationship tonwait for marriage.

3. Eating from the same cup of ice cream or plate of food with your work colleague but fearing tuberculosis if you eat from same cup or plate with someone you agreed to go on a date with.

[Dr Winter, PhD @I_Am_Winter]

Men and women were asked to share the weirdest things they overhead whiles pretending to be asleep and the replies will shock you 😳😭😂

Check Thread 😭

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

For your company to be “healthy”. What should be the % of salaries to your monthly revenue

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Let the narrative of "you expect me to go to work and come back to cook" die in 2024.

There is nothing you're doing at work that stops anyone from cooking. I don't know what is in cooking that causes all these fuss.

Having said that, there is no relationship without relations. Invest yourselves in your relationship and your marriage. Invest your income, your labour, your body, your time. There is nothing in the house you can't do, you were doing it before you got married. This applies to everybody.

[Pharm Emeka (Gunner) @StarBede]

My reality is different. I have a Nigerian Lady and I can tell you for a fact that I won't want to swap her for a non-Nigerian. Nigerian women are not always the problem, the men need to fix up too.

[David Of Fct🌝 @Dhavidote]

Wizkid wanted to drop album, he chased clout simultaneously with Davido’s name just to promote his album, Davido ignored him and the album flopped.

Burnaboy is chasing clout with Davido’s name now after his recent single flopped, he’s definitely trying to stay relevant till he drops his album. We see the pattern

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

60 days without electricity in one of the biggest hospitals in the entire country-UCH but people are traveling to lagos to greet Tinubu. Foolish set of humans

[DemoLa @DemoOfUK]

DATE ACCORDING TO YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA

What is a LinkedIn man doing with a TikTok babe? 😂 What sort of combo is that? That’s like Tony Elumelu getting married to Cossy Orjiako or Chimamanda getting married to Seyi Law.

My guy 2y/o marriage just broke cos of this shit bruh 😭

1/6

[stop nabbing @IconYamal]

“ Negreira FC ”

“bu.. but Barcelona paid the refs”

Meanwhile their club 👇

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

"I'm back on the streets, and there's nothing there" https://t.co/gS1SwNIZ3B

[Tweets By Humphery 💙💙💙 @AkpanUko2]

@NigeriaStories Did you post about the Nigerien President accusing PBAT of collaborating with France to build a Military Base in Zamfara???

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

If I use money bag you as a woman, trust me I no fit rate you

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

I will never get why some Chelsea fans are feeling pity for Man City. Who pitied us when we were losing every week and dwelling in 12th?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Progress

[Tweets By Humphery 💙💙💙 @AkpanUko2]

@_Eddieee321 Or Mma! Aba ke Enjoyment proper... Dia uwem sung sung

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

This is amazing