Akropolis H. Dada

I tried doing art about Akron in Boston.

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

I was NOT on #AkronBreadbox mere minutes ago. That gentleman was an imposter. Or a hologram. Or a hologramposter. Or it was me. You will never have proof. #ProofIsInTheStadiumMustard #NotPudding

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Tea minus, 12 minutes till #AkronBreadbox. That spelling is correct; I hired a panhandler to steal my cup of Earl Grey as some last-minute promotional performance-art.

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

My agent/parakeet broker/oatmeal whisperer/spiritual consultant tells me: the bird is singing, the porridge is lukewarm, Mercury is in Gatorade, and that I'm supposed to appear on this program tonight. #AkronBreadbox, fasten your frankfurters.

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

#ManCrushMonday

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

The "at" #Akron #Art #Museum has free-admission Thursdays, and yet *I* create #Akron #Art free of charge EVERy day of the year besides Calvin Coolidge's birthday. #WhatASteal #DoNotStealMyArtOrYouWillBeSued

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#ThrowbackThursday

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Being a Dadaist & lifelong condimensseur, I am all for chaos, however: abominations, against Akron-kind and beyond.

#StadiUmThoseAreWarCrimes #MayNo

https://t.co/LCseUnGyFG

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

Thanks to the fans of Mayochup, our saucy family is growing! Which flavor mashup are you most excited to dip into?

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

We are all here against our Will.

Some people's is "Smith." Some, "Ferrell." Others, "-em Dafoe."

Mine is "you be at #AkronBreadbox on March 16th?"

Highly specific, I'm aware, but 'tis the burden of genius.

[Wandering Aesthetics @WATheatre]

"Bigger Than a Breadbox: NewsSpeak Edition" is coming to @AkronAreaArts on March 16– or is that just #FakeNews?

#CreativeSummit #Akron

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

“Art is sprinkling possum tears from an old Simply Orange jug. 🍊” – Benjamin Franklin

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You can’t spell “awesome” without “Akron.”

#Akron

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

I scream.

My lungs fill with butterflies.

#Akron becomes my cocoon.

When I emerge, I will be unchanged.

[Akropolis H. Dada @AkropolisHDada]

I am now posting a picture.

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I just figured out how to Twitter.

...Or did Twitter just figure out how to me?

Hashtag Akron