Al Dukes

Part time producer and only true athlete of the Boomer and Carton Show.
Full time loser.

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On tomorrow's show we will be debuting "Are you more of a loser than an ugly radio producer?" Think you can beat me? #boomerandcarton

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@7BOOMERESIASON waaa waaa wee waaah!!

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@7BOOMERESIASON ugh. shitty day to try to build a justin bieber replica out of toothpicks. damn you earthquake.

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the only difference between me and Danny from Grease is absolutely everything

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yes ive been known to enjoy a few cocktails. preferably strawberry daiquiris

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@7BOOMERESIASON two weeks ago i bought a can am roadster and im still a virgin

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dickey dickey dickey dickey

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what's more likely to happen before this Nov... the Mets win the world series or I get laid?

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nice try dominique but the great wall of china isnt big enough to contain my hotness

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hey ladies according to the GQ interview, mark sanchez and I have a similar taste in music

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36 more beautiful women needed for our trip to citi field. come on ladies i promise i wont save your e-mail address