Alison Soracchi

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

Hey @WillieGeist, here is a #mugshot of my friends, Craig and Judy Anderson, from Dunnellon, Florida. Craig was a 1962 original New York Mets pitcher. This month they celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary! Cheers! #SundayTODAY #NewYorkMets

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@memzoo48 @WCJB20 Oh, come on, Elizabeth. He's still a person with family who are mourning. Give it a minute before you call him dumb for doing something I'm sure he was not only passionate about, but also trained in.

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@Jmnvn11 @RiotRorozoro @JillManrique You're missing my point, boo-boo. I'm talking about how ALL children in public schools deserve to feel safe and how having a (to put it simply for you) problematic uniformed presence there doesn't exactly cultivate a fair and safe learning environment.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Funny as hell, but there’s nothing funny about his Lying Fratboy Ass!!!

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

I got to speak Spanish today... to tell a man speaking to my child that no, the president of the United States is NOT a great man and that democracy is NOT communism. #notmypresident #notmykidspresidenteither #bilingualwhenIneedit

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

You know what's not good? Being at a birthday party for kids and your kid unexpectedly apologizing for pooping when there is no poop in his pants. That's not good. Where is it?

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

#mprraccoon - someone tell me he made it. Someone. Anyone?

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@JillManrique https://t.co/Rf7Y3WhyVo

[Jean @minnesotahungry]

Me hitting refresh to see if there's any new news on the #mprraccoon

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I've said it before. The transfer of power in democratic societies is a wondrous and startling thing. One minute, Barack Obama is leader of the free world. The next moment, it's Angela Merkel.

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

My son just asked me if I knew what rhymes with YouTube. "You toot." .... Three-year-olds, man.

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@danielbiss - I just wanted to tell you I'm following your campaign from Florida. I sure wish I could vote for you! Thank you for your inspiring campaign. #ILGov

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@mamabebeblog @NewsLordTM Could be. But it's happening multiple times a day here and similar sounds are being reported in other parts of the country.

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@NewsLordTM I just chortled. That can't be it!

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

Anyone else hearing mysterious #boom sounds around North Central #Florida? What is going on, @NewsLordTM?

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

#Fest16 with three of my favorite people. #GnomeChompsky

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

#coffee and a "scary" movie all by myself on this fine #October morning. #Halloween is coming. #SleepyHollow

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

My new assistant has proven to be a valuable asset. So I have a question: is not knowing what Oregon Trail is a terminable offense? #curious

[Alison Soracchi @Al_Ee_Sun]

@rlovelett I have a certain sense about these things.

[The McIntosh Hotel @McIntoshHotel]

Correction: both from FRIDAY! #Irma https://t.co/VYifSyijL3