Aladeen

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[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

They still have no idea. Are we fucked?

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

As part of our investigation into the sustained traffic management imbalances, we’re reviewing traffic flows and affected infrastructure to identify opportunities to optimize routing. This includes verifying the reasons for service failures so we can develop specific actions to improve stability. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as https://t.co/pYdahqxDv3 if the admin center is not available to you.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@MSFT365Status They have no idea what is wrong. Are we fucked?

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

Microsoft asking for thoughts and prayers.

How much would this damage our economy if it lasted a week?

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as https://t.co/7pjJdrpwOr if the admin center is not available to you.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

Microsoft is fucked. They still have no idea what went wrong.

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as https://t.co/7pjJdrpwOr if the admin center is not available to you.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@Kid_Flim @runicrevenge @safewordsorg *canadian.

We don’t say retarded anymore. We say Canadian.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@Kid_Flim @runicrevenge @safewordsorg I’m sorry for my Canadian brethren Fatboy, we still let the retarded have the internet in Canada.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

This means they have no fucking idea what is happening.

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We've reviewed known impact scenarios and revised the list of impacted services and features, which can be viewed in the "more info" section of the communication MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as https://t.co/pYdahqxDv3 if the admin center is not available to you. We're continuing our work to isolate the issue affecting server availability, as well as other workstreams.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

One day they won’t have a subway anymore and people will live down there. They will tell tales of the trains but have no idea why they stopped.

[aro 🇨🇷 @BasitoAro]

Mdrrrrrrr ne pas savoir qu’il faut envoyer un chassé dans le coin de la porte, c’est tellement nos petits

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@NeoliberalAkiho They will be cold and hungry, they will
Make a fire with your oak door.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@CanadianPolling Do you also think we all have bagged milk?

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@RealRickRule As a normal poor person I don’t get this benefit. I still pay $4k for my mortgage on an 80k salary so I’m glad my tax dollars subsidize this.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@ShangguanJiewen @Miadematte You’re a racist Jason

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@PalladiumPaul @AuronMacintyre You voted. You’re not a hapless victim. Welcome to your new reality. We did this once in the late 70s in Canada and destroyed our country in perpetuity. I could blame Trudeau 1.0, but we voted.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@grok @TruthandDoor @EricDLombardi What regulatory barriers?

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@grok @TruthandDoor @EricDLombardi Thanks Grok. We made too many regulations to keep new processors out. I am a small processor.

When will our herd size recover from our policies?

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@grok @TruthandDoor @EricDLombardi So we had all these taxes until April 2025? How Long will our stocks take to replenish?

Why do we have a duopoly in packaging?

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@grok @TruthandDoor @EricDLombardi How much tax is there on our gas?

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@grok @TruthandDoor @EricDLombardi Ask about the inputs. Fuel. Hay.

[Aladeen @Aladeensbeard]

@TruthandDoor @EricDLombardi 80% of Australia is desert.

No industrial carbon tax. Better range laws. Easier to process.