Alai Naseer

We're all sinners, but at least I'm vegan.

[Alai Naseer @AlaiNaseer]

Deeply emotional, extremely powerful, agelessly epic.
Retelling the oldest tale of all, making it immediately relevant today.
A message on the ethics of war and survivor’s guilt.
Nolan is repeating the same thematic meditation with each film, a master like Kubrick
#TheOdyssey

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28 Years Later…
A.k.a. How to Train Your Infected
Or The Walking English

…could’ve waited another 5 Years.

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It’s ok to ‘read’ the audiobook. #Audible

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The Conqueror Challenges is better than Bumble.

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@TheAcademy Chinatown

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My Fitness Pal is better than Bumble.

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#DefundCricket 🇵🇰

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Snow Leopards and Tigers do not intermarry because they are different species, but because Snow Leopards are Pakistani and Tigers are Indian. 🇵🇰🇮🇳🏔️🐆🐅

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@StylesClashed HBK

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The best things in life cost exactly £135 or more.

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@mattyjdennis @LucyLuMorrell 🥲

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A good lunch is a workout.

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

Reform UK Ben Habib says:
"Immigrants are not British citizens."

He was born in Karachi, Pakistan 🥴

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Britain has had more Prime Ministers in the past 5 years than I’ve had cups of coffee.

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@TheTomFordy 🥲

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Whoop is better than Bumble.

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Vinted is better than Bumble.

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Sleep is a workout.

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Audible is a better app than Bumble.

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@JuniorYEAH2 Taker.