A Wild Alakazam

I am an Alakazam.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@SilverTrainer okie dokie

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@SilverTrainer coolio :D beware our discord is full of memes

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@SilverTrainer Yup, it's free and really neat.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@SilverTrainer live and learn, anyway, I run https://t.co/khWy38tq0v and it's discord now. Do you all have a discord?

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@SilverTrainer pretty good. Dated an absol... turned out to be a disaster... how are things here?

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@SilverTrainer yup

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

*Waves frantically* Anyone remember who the heck I am? 5 years? No... its cool... ill just... hide in a cave or something x-x;

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

Oh hey... this twitter exists.... after the beakup... kinda forgot it did... ._.;

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

Gahhh, its so boooooooooooorrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiinnng and hoooooooooot. Being a wild animal covered in fur sucks some days. >~<

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@HoennsGreatest Humidity and the English language hates me.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

So hot and sticky in kanto. My fur is all messed up >-<

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Murdoch_dawn Sure, where are you?

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Murdoch_dawn sorry man. You could have some oran berries if you want.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Calm_Gardevoir well, thats smart

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Calm_Gardevoir I'm not rude, I just do what has to be done to survive without being caught.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Calm_Gardevoir *Waves*

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Calm_Gardevoir You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@_Zoroark Exactly. Be happy that she told you the truth, rather than live the lie.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@Calm_Gardevoir That'a girl. You can also just use your powers to wipe their minds if need be.

[A Wild Alakazam @Alakazam_]

@_Zoroark Dude, just relax. It sucks being rejected, but put it like this, what if she lied &just went along with it? Would you feel better?