кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪

The only thing standing between you and a watery grave is your wits, and that's not my idea of adequate protection. Er/Ihm

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

Early morning, Oranjestad.

[PatriotHeather🇺🇸❤ @MagaPatriotHM]

Ok, this one has me rolling!😂

I haven't been a fan in a very long time but SNL definitely outdid itself with this episode and kudos to them for it!💯👏😎

I grew up in a time where this kind of humor was the norm, accepted and laughed at no matter the skin color!👊🔥♥️

[☆ @lovecaraz]

can i say something 😵‍💫

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@SternnCapt30363 @Acyn

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@robwoodyard1 The opening act:

fortune | cowsay

(enter that on a UNIX prompt.)

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

School's out for Summer!! https://t.co/ypJUj88GuM

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@SundaeDivine …tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the part of The Black Knight is played by Donald Trump.

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@NotHoodlum Back from where? His pre-embalming consultation At Gawler’s?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Look who’s back.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Of course Trump supports artificial intelligence - the natural kind keeps correcting him.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex?
A: The pepper spray.

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@robwoodyard1 Mitch’s breaking through
He’s bending spoons
He’s keeping flowers
In full bloom
He’s bringing answers
From the great beyond

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@SundaeDivine Guy got what he voted for; how many of us can say that?

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@JesusChryslerII Donnie’s Keister Casserole is outta the oven…

[кєηт_ωιℓℓιαмѕ 🇮🇪📷🇸🇪 @Alan_K_Williams]

@AntiquarianMuse @realDonaldTrump Good ~ Trump arrested
Great ~ Azrael gets off his arse and does his job

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Watch as man punches himself
right in the balls

Rinse&Repeat

[☆ @lovecaraz]

he’s been hot this whole time 😋

[matteo♏️ @IgaSwiatekOUT]

cum inside me but don't pull out until you're hard again and then fuck another load into me 🥹

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

The two firefighters who carried Donald Trump to safety on nine eleven have been identified.

[Dr. Hank Desmond @HankDesmondPhD]

Zorhan Mamdani with ANOTHER unforced error as he throws his OWN ADMINISTRATION under the bus.

He KNEW about the health risks following September 11 and kept it secret for 25 YEARS — waiting until he became mayor to reveal it!

This is disgusting. How can leftists defend THIS?