Oakesy 🥃

I'm a 46 y/o gym going tattooed beard model who smokes a pipe, supports Everton, Glens & Norn Iron, sups ale & whiskey, plays darts & listens to metal

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

Get in there my son. We’ll played @englandcricket 🏆

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

The Larne Harbour @Translink_NI train is DELAYED AGAIN because Londonderry is delayed 🤬

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

I nearly missed the #Belfast bound @Translink_NI train as it was early for a change.

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

The mighty @Everton had five ex players & one supporter in tonight’s @socceraid

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

I’ve seen the line up for England (soccer aid) & no recognise anyone but the ex players

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

My @Translink_NI trains delayed because Londonderry is delayed 🤬

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

As it’s match day I’ll be doon the bowling club watching @Everton relegate Tottingham with my @myoddballs on

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

What’s the point @Everton having an away and a third kit if we keep wearing the home one with blue shorts when away ?

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

I've got my maroon @GILBERT_RUGBY photon warm up top back with the bowling club logo embroidered onto it.

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

As it’s match day and are final home game of the season I’m wearing my retro @Everton @myoddballs today.

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

That’s my season ticket renewed.

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

Tonight’s entertainment

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

We get the job done! 🙌

A nail-biting finish but we get over the line to take the win by one wicket! 🎉

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

A big day for these three! 👏

Tilly Corteen-Coleman 🧢
Jodi Grewcock 🧢
Dani Gibson 🧢

Congratulations! 👏

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

Some foreign geezer in @StGeorgesBT1 called me other to his stall and said you look like a @GuinnessIreland man. I told him I was and he asked if I’d a hangover this morning. I didnae

He then said try this it’s Irish stew with @GuinnessIreland .

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

As it’s matchday I’m wearing my @Everton @myoddballs

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

Six minutes of injury time & they score in the ninety seventh minute 🤬

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

I’m wearing my Stormtrooper @myoddballs as it’s Starwars day

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

New sherry cask @tamnavulinwh to try

[Oakesy 🥃 @Alan_Oakes]

I went to @asda (shore road) earlier to see if they’d any new ale in & came home with this.

There currently offer is 5 for £10 & 4 for £7

I saved £15.76