Alana Snyder

I’m too casual and am probably exhausted. Oh, and I love South Dakota Cc: @605magazine and 605 Creative Co. Listen to the #605Show podcast now with my link!

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Hear me out, Jelly Roll and Jada Pinkett Smith end up together.

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Look at Spotify choosing Death Cab for Cutie to take me right to 2005. Ugh.

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Is it just me or does it feel like Groundhog’s Day every time there’s a concert announcement in Sioux Falls?

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There should be an official day off after in-laws come to town…

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Olivia Munn’s narration over what is supposed to be the climax of season 1 of #YourFriendsandNeighbors sounds like she’s reading it for the first time off of a Post-It note she found in the garbage.

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Madonna can get up from her knees better than me.

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@boggerVB

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“That wasn’t on my bingo card” officially makes me cringe.

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How has autocorrect on my phone started to not autocorrect misspelled words but then is trying to autocorrect words like Dakota to Danita…

When… have I ever said Danita…

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My name is Alana, and I’m addicted to the em dash.

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What is a Clavicular and why am I supposed to care?

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The new episode of #Euphoria: sponsored by spaghetti.

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Me no likey when Jason Segel plays scary roles 🫣

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Getting older is sitting in your driveway drinking coffee and finishing an episode of a show when you don’t feel like going in yet.

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Is Keke Palmer ever not in something?

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Got stressed about life and reacted by taking my car through a 9am car wash.

That’s 40 for ya.

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Midway through movie night:

Owen: “Back to the Future” is a really good movie.

Me: 🥹 It really is.

Guhhhhhhhhh, my heart.

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K…. New Snape. I’m officially into it. 🐍💦

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Do you ever read back to proof something and realize you just didn’t type like 3 words to make a complete sentence?

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Brain rotting on your phone the whole time you have a documentary on is all fun and games until they start speaking different languages.