Alana Gemma

i am getting none and still living while i’m young 🤍

[Alana Gemma @AlanaGemma]

happy pride

[ghost of Kayla 🍌 @kaylala1]

delete the dating apps. your soulmate is currently figuring out how to watch 16 hockey games tonight.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

WE HAVE OUR FIRST REMPE TILT OF THE YEAR 😤🥊

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

I hope she succeeds because If men were the ones menstruating, we would have found a way to reduce it to once a year by now.

[moonlight ⋆𖦹.✧˚ @starmansband]

what substance do i gotta abuse for my appetite to go away

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

"Hockey is life!" - Ryan Leonard

#ALLCAPS | @MedStarHealth

[mj @formulaosc]

this video kills me every single time i watch it 😭

[turd @_cuntasaurus]

[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think

[jay goalie lover!!! 🍁 @StubbyMuffin]

i need to put him in a glass jar and study him and then shake the jar really REALLY hard

[bauldefrases @suspirxsalaire]

Cuando estoy enojado y escucho a alguien decir:
"Ella siempre es así".

[brii @briibtw]

i'd be such a good peasant i fucking love soup and bread

[Locket 𐔌՞• ▴•՞𐦯💤🪶 @SleepyMothy]

"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??"

Washing machines exist???

(I did not put it in the washing machine)

[Nerdy Wonka @NerdyWonka]

so rape. he raped her

[🍔 @hockeyliker]

i dont fucking care if u think hockey players are hot and/or homosexual are we getting pucks in deep later or not

[zero.com @sewiscidal]

i love watching formula one because no matter how bad my day is george russell is having a worse one

[ellie @bearmandrysdale]

"fractured skull" "back surgery" "out for the season" "career ending" ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS?! THE SEASON JUST STARTED!? WHY ARE THEY DROPPING LIKE FLIES?!

[7rq @gloccnim]

NOW I UNDERSTAND HER

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it