Alana Gorham

Why am I so small and angry?

[B. @briarenee_]

Why do y’all be slamming on y’all brakes & it don’t be NOBODY in front of y’all!???

[chloe 🕷 @lil_ibuprofen_]

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[Corddaryl Woodford @Corddaryl]

Biden I just got a email about my student loans. They telling me the payment pause on student loans ends at the end of January. I’m going to have them email and call you because something must be wrong. I swear you told us you was canceling student loan debt.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

hello darkness my old friend
is it 5 or 10 pm

[Your Daddy’s Favorite @yourdadsfav40]

🗣BIDEN IM NOT PAYING THEM FUCKIN STUDENT LOANS SO FIGURE IT TF OUT!!!!

[Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux]

How the Grinch got everything in the divorce

[Eso @coolurbanhippie]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but rest is not a reward. You don’t have to earn rest. You need rest. You deserve rest. You are worthy of rest simply because you are a living being. And don’t ever feel guilty for taking time to rest.

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Every Congress person gets 12 weeks paid parental leave as a term of their employment. We, the taxpayers, pay for their family leave, but they won’t vote to let us pay for ours.

[elena gail chavira 🥀 @elenagchavira]

me ignoring the bad in someone

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

these 2 day weekends are starting to feel a lot like 30 minute lunches

[Alana Gorham @AlanaGorham]

Y’all maternity sections discriminate so hard against girls with small pregnant bellies.

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[nat! ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ @nationallovenat]

i’m real fucking tired of the notion that it is up to me and my generation to magically solve climate change once the worst effects of it have already settled in

[TB🤴🏾 @TevonBlair]

I have to stop adding “please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions” at the end of my emails because I be lying!!!! Please hesitate.