Alana Jordan

| Pun Enthusiast | On-Air Host | Voice-Over Artist | Actor | Acting Coach | Entertainment Journalist |

[Greg @gregcameback]

"Helen of Troy can't be black!!!! The historical inaccuracy!"

My guy, she was born from an egg after her mom banged Zeus who was disguised as a swan. Its a myth. Its why there's a cyclops and bunch of other things not real. The race of the actor for a fake person doesn't matter

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

@KeshaRose @kimpetras She knowingly worked with your attacker and gave him a platform when he should’ve been ostracized, and you’re still showing love and support for her anyway. That’s a class act. 💕

[Katai 💜 Katai 💜 @Katai_Real]

almost no studio Laika films made any profit, the animation studio solely manages to exist because it was created by the son of the co-founder of Nike

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

@its_willyu @LukeBarnett I’ve been talking about this for MONTHS!!! I can’t wait!! 👏🙌

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Books have largely disappeared from kids' movies & television because showrunners fear alienating kids who don't read. But I promise you: if you write beloved books into your shows, if your characters read for pleasure, there will be young viewers who fall in love with reading.

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

@BriAnimator_ @kathrynnewton And SMG! #RadioSilence is out here giving us EVERYTHING 👏🙌

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

I still liked the movie overall, but good god the de-aging in Wicked: For Good was so bad. It looked like a Jeff Goldblum JibJab.

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

@RCAReacts After seeing For Good last night, I definitely don’t think I need to see another one tbh. 😅

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

Do you think if vampires bit you, and they also injected that juice stuff that makes you all itchy like mosquitos do that we’d all still think they’re hot or just super obnoxious?

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

I don’t think anyone is required to have a deep sense of empathy for someone who dedicated their whole career and entire life to trying to convince people not to have empathy for others. That being said, no one should die from gun violence. We need legislation immediately.

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

When you open the weather app to check the temperature, and it just says “BALLS” 🥵

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Uh oh

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

Y’all.
It’s even named “Sermon on the ‘Mount”
Not Mount.
‘Mount.
(Para)mount.

Genius.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies.

“For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Ozzy speaks to all his fans.
I'm not crying 🥹🥹.
Rest in peace legend.

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Thank you for everything.

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

I noticed you hadn’t copied me on an email in a while.

Long time, no CC, amiright?

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

Kesha: Tits Out Tour - Register for FREE Tickets: https://t.co/eqmxXaZ5uN

[Alana Jordan @AlanaJordan]

We’re not going to let the nazis kidnap Californians. Fight back.