Alana Conda

IG alanamccoy96

[Alana Conda @AlanaMcCoy]

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[Alana Conda @AlanaMcCoy]

@jroff5 you take too many naps fool

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I've seen your instagram but you look better up in person🎶👀

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Everything Beyonce does in her 7/11 music video is actually what I do on the daily at home.

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Ya wanna play rough?
Let me bite it😋🎶 #GetMyName

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I've never even had Yik Yak nor do I know how to use it. I'm actually gonna break someone's nose.

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Honestly......... Someones messed up.

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At my first lcc basketball game. Ever. By myself. Lol. #AlumniGame

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Hawwwwwwwwkssssss

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I have to see 50 Shades of Grey and The Boy Next Door👀🔥

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When you put a girl with an Asian temper and another girl with an Iranian temper in a room together... 💥💀💥👊👋👊💪👿😈👲💥👳

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Currently making up a story of how i have a boyfriend named Trey LMAO

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One of my older aunts came up to me tonight and asked, "why are you moving to Oklahoma with Jimmy?"

.......what.....😂

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"Wow, i just got a rush after you smiled at me, like it just made me feel so good. Damn!"
😂☺️

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I'm just sitting here nervously hoping a kid doesn't choose my white elephant gift because it's just a little guy with a big weewee. Lollll

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My family keeps on telling me congratulations because they keep on getting me and Carissa mixed up😅😂

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"All of our fam always ask me where my bf is every year bc i'm the only one that's never brought one"-me

"Just say, "which one?""-Dad

Wow😂

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The Weeknd's song "Earned it" in Fifty Shades of Grey is just killing me😍

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I need to stop being so in denial and just accept it😔

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@ZParvas i am. Don't trip and fall over nothing like P😂