Alana Metzger

Self proclaimed nerd, coffee-crazed dog lover, Spotify playlist enthusiast; uh-lay-nuh.

[spooky streb @alexistrebx]

Get you a friend like @AlanaMetzger who emails Snapchat to get your 629 day streak back 🔥😘

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😱😱😱Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer (Official) https://t.co/10P4B3cfjy via @YouTube

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@ameerajaouni You said it was 5 minutes

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When the professor makes the quiz take home... @ameerajaouni

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Ever heard of elf on the shelf? Now there's.... @ameerajaouni

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@catyhauder What cate does for free wine 😂😘 https://t.co/KjOgFn75Lq

[Texas1st @OurTexas1st]

Ouch! @FCDallas

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S/O to @zp_3 for getting me Starbucks during finals week!

[Elizabeth Rayhel @ElizabethRayhel]

Plant sale for Tribeta, biology honor society! #mothernature #fontbonne

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@ameerajaouni us junior year https://t.co/oPwsQbuSsj

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Chick-fil-A nuggets are my favorite food group

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*takes 12 minute study break* @ameerajaouni: "whoops didn't set my alarm looks like we're gonna have to start over"

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Senioritis is real rn... #almostthere

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@lexhellyes https://t.co/bAGaSigAev

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@pkshuff Sorry. That was me.

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When you couldn't get Whataburger for Fat Tuesday cause you're at school where happiness is forbidden..

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Online classes should require online tests. Not proctored ones in the testing center amiright

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I am sitting here watching @ameerajaouni eat a peanut butter, cheese, and bacon quesadilla. Bank account, where art thou?

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@ameerajaouni you're welcome for making your dreams come true

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A girl in my class just said you can get chlamydia from a parrot... what is she doing in her free time