Beemer

This is the area where my bio is written. This is my bio. My bio is boring.

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This is my pinned tweet.

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@joeyferg I think you did this.

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@SylviaJonesMPP When are you going away?

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@SylviaJonesMPP Are you even a little bit sad about all the people you've killed or do you only show empathy when your friends die?

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@HeyNurseKat @IAMTOMMACDONALD Don't mind him. That's just Wacklemore.

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I am sick of inclement weather. I want Ernie Clement weather.

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@Kursk1939 @RealAndyLeeShow Sorry, who the fuck are you and why are you replying to a post from June of 2023?

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@echipiuk That broad never shuts the fuck up lol. "suffering in silence"?What are you talking about?

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I have no idea why I pay Rogers hundreds of dollars a month. I legitimately cannot remember the last time I went an entire week without losing internet and TV for several hours.

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Hulk Hogan died.

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@davidmdraiman @BlackSabbath @OzzyOsbourne Hahaha the boos were the best part. Now block me and hide my reply like the bald little bitch that you are =)

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I am indifferent about Mitch Marner leaving but I'm very excited that Paul Marner is gone.

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Had to get in touch with @Rogers because their garbage service stopped working again. Before I got any information they tried to sign me up for a damn mastercard. Yikes.

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@TheoFleury14 I did, little guy!

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@echipiuk Weird how we never see you calling @ABDanielleSmith out about this issue. You're so interested in politics that surely you know it's a provincial issue so take your own advice and demand your leader take responsibility. Easy peasy! =)

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@MapleLeafs I dunno if you're sick of tweeting this every year but I think everyone is sick of watching it.

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@Mikeggibbs @miserablebytch Does this count?

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@TheoFleury14 Who is the PM in whatever alternate univse you live in, little guy?

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@RandomSecretary I would very much like the Leafs to bring up Reeves for one game. I want someone we won't miss while they're suspended to remodel Sam's face.

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@echipiuk I know I've asked this at least once and haven't gotten a response, but this spurred me to ask again -- what in the literal fuck is wrong with you?

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If you're an able bodied person who orders their groceries online and then sits in your car while they bring them out to you I think less of you as a human being.