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My last name is Blach and has been pronounced by teachers as: Buh-Latch, Black, Bleach, Ba-lock-ay, Block, Be-Latch, Bleak, Blash

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I wasn't dealt the best hand, but damn I'll do whatever it takes to make the most of it.

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Aloe vera water has taken over my life.

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@TJOxley1 Huge miss on Luke Maye. Guy hit that game winning shot against Kentucky in the Elite 8 then proceeded to play 6 more seasons. Dont check me on that but I'm almost certain that's true

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The pitter-patter of a thousand cucumber feet could never overcome the sandman's slumber

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Man, I love baseball

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Anything more wild than a ballpark full of adults and children alike singing "Baby Shark?"

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When spotify decides to follow up hardcore rap with Hey, Soul Sister by Train

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@MBloxson15 Easy. They're just names brother, do what you've always done to get here!

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I've been having a craving this past week to sleep at 10 pm as opposed to 3 am last semester.

I've finally become a full grown adult.

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@BleacherReport @Cut4 @TJOxley1 😂😂

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Walking outside when it is slightly chilly

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Don’t forget, life is like Minecraft in hardcore mode, you don’t respawn!

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"I can't wait to hydrate with a nice bottle of Aquafina"
-Nobody ever

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What about the step where you actually brush your teeth?

[Random Thoughts🌪 @Adisa_Adebowale]

@akreana_ Can we settle this once and for all?

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At graduation in line and watched someone walk up to a friend, do a 360 to show off his dress clothes, and say:
"I got the cheddar"

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Yo. No joke. This would make my entire LIFE. PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN @BarstoolBigCat @thenoelmiller

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You want to collab? https://t.co/4RF73mDrht

[Strechmon @Strechmon]

I would like announce that I am declaring for the 2019 NBA Draft. My 4 years in college have been amazing and even though I have not played organized basketball since middle school, I am hoping to show the NBA that I still have some gas left in the tank.

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@LeroyInsider Good boy Leroy!

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Some of you have never seen The Office and it shows.

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@noodlebopss *Stress intensifies*

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@MBloxson15 Can't stop what the chef is cookin. I would know, they called me chef in high school cause I was always cookin.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Here is everyone in the entire world that thinks having an obnoxiously loud car is cool.