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[Alan Breen Author @AlanBreenAuthor]

Adam ate the apple.
Eve listened to the snake.

Ricky somehow managed to make both of those look like sensible choices 😂

My latest ebook is out now!
https://t.co/OioijvzyZd

#AmWriting #ComedyBook #KindleBooks

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Every sunrise is life's way of saying, 'Let's try that again, shall we?' ❤️

[The World of Literature & Quote @Quotecenter1]

There was never a night or a
problem that could defeat
sunrise or hope.

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A mother's superpower is making a house feel warm, even on the coldest days ❤️

[The World of Literature & Quote @Quotecenter1]

All houses are dark, until the mother wakes up.

Khalil Gibran

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Good morning you lovely people! ❤️ Another night on Dad Duty. Sleep is just that thing I vaguely remember from my younger days 😂

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Dad's asleep, so I'll have to whisper this one.

Sleep well, you lovely people. Treasure your loved ones and never take a single day for granted ❤️

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@GaiusKonstantin @BWoostersauce 😂

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Dad: "What's for dinner?"

Me: "I was hoping you'd know."

We're now both standing in front of the fridge waiting for inspiration to arrive. Any minute now... 😂

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If you don't know who you are, the world will happily tell you. Usually on social media ❤️

[The World of Literature & Quote @Quotecenter1]

The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you.

Carl Jung

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@GaiusKonstantin @BWoostersauce I can hear the jingle already: "Alan's Eats, Alan's Eats, nobody knows what's in the treats!" 😂

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Today I added another 1,000 words to my manuscript ☺️

Some days the words flow like a river. Other days they arrive one reluctant sentence at a time, kicking and screaming 😂

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Only you could lose sleep to a rogue eyelash! 😂 They may be small, but when they decide to misbehave they act like they own the place 😂 So glad it's gone now and you're back to full fighting strength. Sleep well, my lovely, beautiful, gorgeous friend, and may all your eyelashes stay in their designated parking spaces tonight! 🤣❤️Xxx❤️

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@GaiusKonstantin @BWoostersauce Every meal is a surprise. Some surprises are bigger than others 🤣

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@BWoostersauce I suspect half the fun was never knowing where the history ended and the legend began! 😂

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Just an hour from my home and I still look at Edinburgh Castle like a starstruck tourist every single time ❤️

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Edinburgh Castle, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@Robinov14 It's definitely a magical place, and if you ever plan to visit again, let me know and I'll buy you a coffee... Or, if you prefer, a beer 🤣

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My only concern is that Septimus the Giant Cobbler may steal the show... and possibly my shoes! 😂

[Shrewsbury Morris Dancers @shrewsmorris]

Shrewsbury Morris are proud to present Beat and Bells on Saturday 4th July in The Square Shrewsbury 10.00-4.00pm.
This will be a continuous programme of dance, music and entertainment and is free to all. Acts will include African dance and song from Zulu Tradition, the choral delights of The Yeoman Singers, the entertaining dances from Green Man Morris along with Shrewsbury’s very own Shrewsbury Morris Dancers and Septimus the Giant Shrewsbury Cobbler.

Come for the day, come for an hour or combine this spectacle with a day of shopping and exploring the delightful town of Shrewsbury. Shrewsbury Morris are grateful for the support of Shrewsbury Town Council for staging Beat and Bells.

For more information contact: [email protected]

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I’ve always believed in being transparent on my author journey, so here’s today’s lesson in humility 😂

Just had to message my audiobook narrator because I made a very human error and forgot to include the opening and closing credits required for ACX.

Proof that publishing isn’t about perfection – it’s about fixing mistakes, learning, and carrying on ❤️ #AuthorLife #IndieAuthor #AudiobookJourney

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@BWoostersauce @GaiusKonstantin Cash only is probably for the best – the card machine tends to develop "technical difficulties" whenever the local collection agency drops by 🤣 As for shady deals, let's just say I'm familiar enough with them to know never to ask where the meatloaf came from! 😂

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@BWoostersauce Bertie, your cousin sounds like he stepped straight out of a novel – writer, teacher, Shakespearean actor... I'm feeling underachieved just reading that! 😂 What wonderful memories to have, and what better guides to the imagination than Edinburgh and Stirling Castles ❤️

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@Robinov14 We manage through to Edinburgh about twice a year and stay a few days and I genuinely call it my little Paris 😂
Have you managed over to see it? It's truly majestic ❤️

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Sally, I think surviving on 4 hours' sleep and still managing to put the world to rights should qualify you for a knighthood! 😂 What an incredible memory seeing Phantom of the Opera with Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman – that's one for the treasure chest. Thanks for your lovely comment, my friend. Now promise me you'll get some proper sleep before you start solving all the world's problems! All the love in the world, Alan ❤️ Xxx ❤️

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@sallythomsett I was in Central London a few months ago to see Phantom of the Opera and absolutely loved it ❤️ Next time I'm down your way, we're swapping road rage for cocktails 🤣 and putting the world to rights 😂❤️xxx❤️