Alanzinhio

Centre right, test cricket fan. Fast losing patience with the modern world. Right of centre.

Swearing may/will occur.

[Alanzinhio @AlanBT5]

Some days are just perfect.

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@FlavellG Yeah, but it's pretty expensive on there, it would be cheaper to drive to a supermarket in Ireland and stock up!

Dunnes store in Belfast used to stock it, but no more. 😐

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@ex_princesse Hahah!

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@FlavellG As a child we used to have Daddies sauce at home, I preferred the brown sauce at my grandparents though - Chef.

I still buy it, though it's difficult to get in these parts nowadays.

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@ex_princesse I know!

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@ex_princesse 64... 😬

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@ex_princesse Definitely!

It's making me feel quite uncomfortable... 😬

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@ex_princesse 😂

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@MattCas04807118 bR3Akf4sT cLUbz

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@thesundaysport @IamGCWendy There'd be sex dwarves deployed across the UK...

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

When your entire worldview is based not on knowledge, but on what others think - the only possible rebuttal is a performance.

[Alanzinhio @AlanBT5]

@realMaalouf Get rid of all the vehicles too...

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@SamanthaNiblet4 How about no?

The 'be kind' brigade are screwing up western culture to feel smug about themselves.

Fuck that.

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@JeanHatchet Blimey!

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@WG_RumblePants Or perhaps not?

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@GarethNotGarth Seriously looks shit - and dry as the Sahara.

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@MrMrwire14 Twins!

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Nobody remembers Oddbod from Carry On Screaming these days.

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@Benleo @ash_45_ She’s thick.

Simple as that.

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@BurnsideWasTosh I was waiting for that batting pairing...