Alan Corry

Independent IT Consultancy and keen, albeit poor, road cyclist

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Hat day for us baldy nappers!

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Had to get up at 03.00am this morning for work. Oh and found out I’m a grandad for the first time too 😊

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@daniellloyd1 Cervélo Porn

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@FibrusFullFibre our broadband has been out for nearly two hours now and your phone line is not ringing. Please give me an ETA for service restoration.

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@StephenNolan and so it begins...

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Tomorrow I’ll be starting my first of 3 12hrs turbo rides. Wales’ top try scorer @ShaneWilliams11 is joining me for all 3. Surely the 2 guys in joint 2nd would be keen as well😉@George_North @gareththomas14 https://t.co/V4yNaiULZY #GsNHSZwiftShifts

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@daniellloyd1 @robbleden Punching well above your weight there @daniellloyd1 😋

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I'm fundraising for @mariecurieuk using @JustGiving by cycling the length of Ireland in June. Check out my page #JustGiving https://t.co/TNhHlouGqD

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3(Three) internet outage!

Retweet and comment down below if you are having issues with 3(three) internet.

#threeUK #3UK #Threeinternet #Threeinternetdown #UK #ThreeUK #Threeeoutage

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As I watch the Six Nations coverage of Scotland vs Ireland and the camera regularly scans across the home supporters I have to ask myself a question.
Is everyone in Scotland ugly or is it just those that follow their national rugby team??

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@sainsburys That’s the second time in two weeks I’ve ordered Red Bull and you’ve delivered sugar free Red Bull and this time I rejected it. If you can’t provide proper Red Bull then TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE

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If you want to know what its like to divorce someone famous, marry Cheryl Tweedy

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@DownRec Your website is still down. Two days now.
https://t.co/DoiH2WOUbD

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@Darth_Monty And you can serve them drinks and canapés whilst dreaming of what never was for you.

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@Darth_Monty Somewhere in the “Top ten best golfers never to have won a Major” list perchance?

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When visiting a Chinese restaurant, don’t complain when served rubbery chicken - they’ll think you're complimenting their cuisine.

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This train announcer just said we “should keep our personal belongings with us at all times”, but I've left most of mine at home.