Alan Firestone ©️✌️🎸

Radio Personality, Producer, Director, Host, Engineer, Award Winner.

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2012, hanging out with the real Peanut the squirrel outside Dunkin Donuts a couple fo blocks away.. if she wasn't... https://t.co/zRmZMVfXFE

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march, 2013, the day Squirrely the Squirrel found me in the supermarket parking lot and kept me there!
I honestly... https://t.co/QG2kLKWwdF

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RECOMMENDATION OF THE DAY:
if it lasts more than 4 hours, forget the doctor, take pictures and instagram your friends bragging!

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THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
it's better to have loved and lost, then to have died a virgin with all your friends laughing at you

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FACT OF THE DAY:
higher min. wage = more money in peoples pockets = more business for stores = everyone profits!

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BEER MAKES YOU SMARTER:
it made Bud weiser!
BOTTLED WATER IS FOR DUMB PEOPLE
Evian backwards is Naive

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thought of the day:
what would a chair look like if your knees were in the back of your legs?

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for those bitching about 'benefit concerts'.. what have you done to help anyone lately?

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NOTE: Just because I may not like some songs from an artist, doesn't mean I'm not a fan! ya don't have to like everything!

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FACT OF THE DAY:
If the only friends you have are on a 'list'.. you probably need to get out more.

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true story...
Dumbass: He grabbed my purse and ran
me: did you call the police?
Dumbass: I couldn't find the app on my phone

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Fact of the day:
if you're behind someone doing under the speed limit with their directional on for an hour, it... https://t.co/XKXn4RAbg3

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RANT of the Day:
If you came to the U.S. for a better life, then don't brag about 'how much better things were back home'

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isn't it sad when you can date a photograph by the cell phone your holding in the photo?

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if there are two women for every man,
somewhere there's a guy having a friggin orgy!

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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
idiots we allow to have guns do!

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he who laughs last...
understood the joke before everyone else did

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thought of the day:
if you think what comes out your butt is gross, remember it first went in your mouth!