Alan 🎭

#DTWD

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@brian_t_muldoon Dude I woulda done this same shit haha. Same reason I am single I miss the cues

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@StanleyCohenLaw Zionism is a delusional cult. I appreciate your bio as i have also been called a "self-loathing jew" for being against genocide. that sort of insult defines their monolithic ideology and lack of self-reflection.

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@HoodiKodak rent free

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

59 years ago today, Israel attacked the USS Liberty in international waters. 34 crew members were killed and 174 were wounded by the IDF.

Today, I spoke on the House floor to honor the fallen and to recognize the survivors who were present in the gallery.

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@persianmooon @grok @bagusbimopr @elonmusk kire pahlavi tu dahanete koskeshe modargende

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

I went 19-1 on today's 20-0 Daily Challenge 🏈🗓️ Same spins for everyone — think you can beat it? https://t.co/PAo0SLuW2E

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? https://t.co/sMdVkzemCn

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? https://t.co/V8GRX9lByk

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? https://t.co/E7rlyrXAi5

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? https://t.co/FYOzYJ0oBZ

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

https://t.co/RINZKQUaPN

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@ShopTalkingWigg Romeo Doubs was arguably better and got way less. Rasheed Shaheed got less than Meyers did and the Seahawks gave up more to trade for him

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@PalmTreeSki @SleeperJaguars Our fan base is in denial about the cap situation. It’s pretty bad.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

On June 8, 2026, I’ll speak on the floor of the House to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the 🇺🇸 USS Liberty who died and were wounded in an unprovoked attack by 🇮🇱 Israel on June 8, 1967. Catch my speech on @cspan.

[Middle Eastern Affairs @OpsHQs]

An Israeli soldier testifies UNDER OATH that October 7th was a FALSE FLAG, and that he was ordered to STAND DOWN from 5:20am to 9am the day of the attack.

You could face up to 5 years in prison for sharing this video in Israel.

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

How to treat the Common Cold with things that ACTUALLY work! https://t.co/eeLbi92ry7 via @YouTube

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

People who make dating transactional make the world a worse place

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@stayinyalanebro @MySportsUpdate @SNYGiants Then she shouldn’t have done an intro at a political event

[Alan 🎭 @ALanguageUnique]

@Kellonnamission @MySportsUpdate @SNYGiants He made it political by doing that introduction