Alan Haagen

1/8 of the Haagen bunch. Table tennis phenom. Land & CRE broker in WA. #GodFirst #SISU

[Will Ortner M.D. @willortner]

WAKE UP!!! We get to watch this beast play as a Seahawk for the first time tonight!

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

I understood this far too late in life, but better late than never.

Excluding people from your life because you have different political views only hurts you.

I truly do not care who you vote for, I would love to see all Americans root for each other again like they used to.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

😂😂😂😂

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

Average casino trip

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The streamer trying to stay up for 264 hours hit their goal

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If movie dialogue was more accurate

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When ur way underleveled for video game boss fight

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

@Strike3_Yearout Haha yes but I think it’s gotta come crumbling down at some point if too many people are in on the scheme. Also not sure an NDA is enforceable if it illegally rigs a fight. Saying they are rigged implies a huge conspiracy of fraud but I could just be naive

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

@Strike3_Yearout Bored so gonna bite here: U think they’re all sworn to secrecy for a bag?! Ain’t no way

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

@tguz20 The rarest group of coaches

[Ryan @Some1NamedRyan]

no way 'Cotton Eye Joe' comes on mid-point

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

Nailbiter but they got it done, free McDonalds for Blazer fans to round out the season!!! 🙌🏻

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Final score:

Warriors — 157
Trail Blazers — 101

Biggest win by any team this season… and it was on the road.

[Commercial Real Estate Max @maxfisherRE]

Your money isn’t safe in the bank
Go buy a 2 cap Arby’s

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

Great day to be top google result for “Furman record���🫡

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

Does anyone know who this monster is & what he’s up to now? Sister and I have a silly startup & we would like to see if he’d be the face of it. #brendonchaney

[br_betting @br_betting]

Such an easy solution 😂

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

@benmcnabb8 @torysheffer Neat insight on depreciation and then what a funny/awesome interaction for a guy who needs to sell his tractors! 😅 Love twitter. Ben, following to get the update when you sell the tractor portfolio from this 🚀

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Statute of Limitations

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

Show is called #mindhorn not what I said before 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

Can’t handcuff the wind!!! If you try you’re gonna fail…Also go watch #mindcroft, funniest movie I’ve seen in quite some time.

https://t.co/jkLFUsUfm0

[Townhall.com @townhallcom]

New Study Has Some Bad News for Wind Energy Advocates https://t.co/lF1ZI5gX38

[Alan Haagen @AlanHaagen]

If Maher made every extra point, Dallas almost certainly kicks that field goal instead of getting a touchdown on 4th & 4. Funny to think if he made every kick they would somehow likely still end up with same score (31). *outside of butterfly effect*