Alan Hanchay

I can't do this right now

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

Looking forward to a message as I'm washing up on to shore.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@AuthorDeedeeC @adro91836234 @terrelljstarr True. It's been said before. U can't be truly honest and fear offending. Another guy once said, (though I disagree on his contextual pie-in-the-sky part), "...you who are persecuted for righteousness sake, but [fuck] you when all men speak well of you.." or sumthin like that.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

why did #snl have #johnmulaney play a #monkeyjudge the day after #JoeBiden nominated #KetanjiBrownJackson to #SCOTUS?

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

why is it that all the black contestants on snl baking championship have ugly distorted cakes? Feels distasteful to me

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@IvayloStaliyano @TopGun_Daddy @kkurkina @DmytroKuleba Yeah I'll go. At 45 yr old, i might need you to get me connected with a pro-nato militia that's no officially part of the United States. Please Lmk if u have any contacts.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

#surfdad To teach young child to surf: 1. Bring them to beach under threat of chores. 2. Put them in their swimsuit, encourage them them to dunk their head under the water, and put their board and their favorite food on the beach. 3. Keep your mouth shut for twelve years.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@AlkiSurfShop Intentionally? I've only done it a handful of times when it was necessary to tell someone that they're being too greedy and disrespectful.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@Spiderson1 @theejessiemarie Is this a complaint, or advice to others, or both?

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

After reading enough wikipedia articles, I discovered my general-world-view is existential-nihilism.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 The best answer I heard was that the brain races thru its entire register trying to find an escape to what's happening.

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@thehill @joerogan @APDiploWriter @StateDeptSpox Do they have wmd too?

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@marymcnamara ...content that is offensive in historically oppressive ways... what about content that is oppressive in historically offensive ways? @Spotify

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

@joerogan get a Malcolm X scholar on ur sho man! Face it head like a fighter

[Alan Hanchay @AlanHanchay]

Hello world