just alan.

Student for Life. Playwright? He/Him/His

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

In the past two weeks I've seen eight proposals, three weddings and six baby announcements. Meanwhile my cat and I had dinner together today

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

Forget the Super Bowl. Televise the two worst teams of the NFL and have Weird Al as the halftime show.

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

Dudes of Twitter, when do you wash your hands when using a public restroom?(Restaurant/Concert Avenue/home/etc.)

No judgement, just trying to make a point

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@snapchatsupport has by far the worst support team for any social media app.

Change my mind.

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

White people dancing consist of three moves and you cannot change my mind:
1. Step touch with Charlie Brown accents
2. Train of drunk people are the event floor
3. Cotton Eyed Joe

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@ascheer90 You’re doing AMAZING!! You have and continue to accomplish so much, and I’m so happy to say I know you and call you a friend!

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

Made the mistake of listening to sea shanties again… thank god Halloween is right around the corner

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 7 Sep 2011 (via @twi_age).

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

devastating news for people who can only name three musicals

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@ascheer90 This is a dangerous partnership and you know it as well as I do

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@ascheer90 be my musical director for drunk musicals. Please. I have so many ideas

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

This is my favorite song from Aladdin

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

I so badly want to direct Mary Poppins. So.... Who is free post August 5th and wants to make this dream a reality? Even as a staged reading, lets make it happen

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one of the funniest deleted tweets of all time

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@fightclubvhs Consider this tweet your official invite. I’ve got dibs on Mozart though

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

I would like to host a dinner party, where we all get super sloshed but every guest has to prepare a “Drunk History” sort of presentation that hasn’t been presented on the show

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

I’m sorry, did you just say the Joker sequel is going to be a MUSICAL?

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@BoogApproved Didn’t even have to click on the video to know I’d be disappointed 😂

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@BlazePizza It’s okay, everyone makes mistakes. But not everyone makes pizzas. This is why you’re the champ

[just alan. @AlanHighe]

@fightclubvhs I would say when I first met you I was intimidated by you, but it quickly faded!